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   messageicon am I the only person watching Fuller House waiting for Bob Saget to tell the daughters how he met their mother?
←Rate | 02-27-2016 05:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon just like the calendar says, I "SAT" around all day today
←Rate | 03-19-2016 22:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the "check engine" light came on. I checked & the car definitely has one. It makes loud noises & drips some stuff all over the place so I know it's there
←Rate | 03-25-2016 00:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only person wondering why Bernie Sanders never joined the military to someday be a colonel?
←Rate | 04-09-2016 22:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon where's the CTRL, ALT and DELETE buttons on life?
←Rate | 04-14-2016 01:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i find it odd that there's never a yelp review for the yelp website
←Rate | 05-26-2016 20:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think an eye doctor should run for president in 2020 with the slogan "a perfect vision"
←Rate | 07-22-2016 18:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the USPS should make stamps of Donald Trump just so everyone can say "I have a 'Trump Stamp' "
←Rate | 08-31-2016 02:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon will Hurricane Matthew be followed by hurricanes Mark, Luke & John?
←Rate | 10-06-2016 20:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pence should consider himself lucky....worse has happened with presidents at theaters
←Rate | 11-20-2016 01:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you burn the turkey, just tell the family they're eating blackbird
←Rate | 11-24-2016 06:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's the time of year agian to get a lot of fruit cakes...now I cant wait for them to leave & go back to their own homes
←Rate | 12-11-2016 00:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cold now, when I turn on Netflix I call it "Netflix & get chilled"
←Rate | 12-15-2016 19:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I was Santa...he knows where the naught women live
←Rate | 12-24-2016 22:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when couples get married they should be required to each give up 1 sock & put them together to make a pair of socks....later on if they divorce they get their sock back. "Master has given me a sock. I am free"
←Rate | 12-30-2016 22:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new years resolution is 1680 x 1050
←Rate | 12-31-2016 20:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wake up feeling like a golden statue....everyone else is the pigeons
←Rate | 01-04-2017 03:12 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon my yard is so white it got nominated for an Academy Award
←Rate | 01-07-2017 00:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Agree or disagree with the Trump protesters....he got more people walking in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
←Rate | 01-24-2017 01:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon IKEA is just adult LEGO sets
←Rate | 02-10-2017 22:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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