snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   John Fogarty is asking me if I've ever seen the rain.......I have and I've seen alot more snow than I care to though.

   If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?

   Its so cold and the snow is so deep it wouldn't shock me if I found Megatron when I shovel.

   Its not the snow, its the shoveling that will get ya.

   Well they put enough sand on the roads to where even if it doesn't snow it will still be a change of scenery and look like a beach .

   snow is like sex.....you never know when you're giong to get it and when you do, you never know how much you're going to get!

   Life Lesson number 1, There is a time each month when a man would rather face death in a 20ft snow drift than spend a day with his significant other. Thank god for 4 wheel drive

   Thanks everyone for posting photos of the fresh snow. No, really I haven't seen nearly enough in person even though I was shoveling at 5am this morning.

   So if gasoline is based on supply and demand and a third of the Nation has been crippled by this winter storm, doesn't it only make sense that gas goes down in price for at least a few days?

   Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?

   hates snow blowing.... it gives me an ice cream headache.

   Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.

   getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.

   Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring. Ciao

   Of course the snow is really "coming down" out there. What? As opposed to it going up?

   Groundhog just slid a note under the door that read 6 more months winter. Don't worry I've got my shotgun and I'm asking him again.

   Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!

   ‎400 lbs of salt and two snow blowers for sale, thanks weathermen! Excuse me while I Go sledding through my grass.

   Dear Punxsutawney Phil, If you are not frozen, please come out of your little home tomorrow morning with your eyes closed(so you don't see your shadow) and flip everyone off. That should sum up this winter.

   with all the snow and ice; there is no traffic so everyone head outside and just stand in the street...start shakin it to poker face and flash dance!