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   messageicon You like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain. Thus, this intervention.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 05:58 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were a medical examiner, halfway through every autopsy, I would say "Yep, he's definitely dead." Just to lighten the mood.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 06:14 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what makes me smile? My face muscles.
←Rate | 12-03-2012 06:25 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly difficult for anyone whose grandma actually was run over by a reindeer.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 09:57 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to be a fly on the wall at this restaurant because it looks like the flies are having some kind of party on the wall!
←Rate | 11-30-2012 11:34 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please support our non-profit organization for terminally I'll witnesses and informers, Snitches Get Wishes.
←Rate | 11-26-2012 07:51 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.
←Rate | 11-23-2012 08:15 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When I was a kid, we didn't even HAVE the internet!" is the new "I had to walk to school uphill, BOTH WAYS!"
←Rate | 11-20-2012 06:30 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels?
←Rate | 11-19-2012 06:05 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins
←Rate | 11-17-2012 11:09 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 05:45 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wanna get pulled over at 88 mph just so I can tell the cop: "Sorry, Flux capacitor must be busted. I should be in 1957."
←Rate | 11-09-2012 09:24 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I party like a rockstar. A very poor rockstar who isn't in a band any more.
←Rate | 11-05-2012 06:14 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out BOOM extra taco.
←Rate | 11-03-2012 06:13 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if Gangnam Style is actually a rain dance and we've brought the frankenstorm down upon ourselves?
←Rate | 10-30-2012 06:38 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who live in glass houses must really hate birds.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 06:36 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ideal job is probably just singing the "Not this time" part in that En Vogue song "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)".
←Rate | 10-24-2012 05:42 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I was in a gang, I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 08:10 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon After you kill somebody with kindness, is there a way to "discreetly dispose of the body with kindness"?
←Rate | 10-21-2012 08:08 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 05:31 by Huck Comments (0)  


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