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   messageicon if cannibal kids are in the yard playing with neighborhood children, is that considered "playing with their food"?
←Rate | 12-19-2011 20:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why did it have to be Kim Jong Il...why couldn't it have been Beiber
←Rate | 12-19-2011 20:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i feel sorry for future generation college kids.....we buy our books & can sell them back...in the future it will be a kindle download you cant sell back
←Rate | 12-17-2011 11:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know a friend notices & cares when their worried I wasnt on facebook much today
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon an OK meal...spaghetti O's & Special K
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook sucks for people with attention deficit....oooh, a comment
←Rate | 12-09-2011 00:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do some parents send the kid to their room when their bad?..."you did something wrong so go where you keep your toys & think about it"
←Rate | 12-04-2011 21:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon now when you go to a restaurant & say "im so hungry I could eat a horse" it might actually be on the menu
←Rate | 12-02-2011 19:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon even google translate doesn't translate what women say
←Rate | 12-02-2011 01:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a mind like a drill bit! It is twisted, and very dangerous if used improperly
←Rate | 12-02-2011 01:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember guys...try to keep her as a love bird...dont do anything to make her an angry bird
←Rate | 12-02-2011 00:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tom Anderson uses Facebook so I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg uses Google+
←Rate | 12-01-2011 20:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm not an alcoholic, i'm a drunk... alcoholics go to meetings
←Rate | 11-30-2011 16:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon apparently Conrad Murray wasn't a SMOOTH CRIMINAL like he though. now if he drops the soap he gets a THRILLER.
←Rate | 11-30-2011 16:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever notice how a newborn is like a pothead..."whoa, look at my hand...it has fingers"
←Rate | 11-26-2011 03:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching the charlie brown special...i think peppermint patty & marci are thankful for each other
←Rate | 11-24-2011 20:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon we stuff the turkey but in the end the turkey stuffs us
←Rate | 11-24-2011 16:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a facebookworm
←Rate | 11-24-2011 01:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels sorry for the turkey....after it gets killed, the neck gets shoved up the @$$...what a way to go
←Rate | 11-23-2011 17:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this morning Bieber was on the Today show doing a concert in the rain...does that kid ever wear his rain coat?...sure would have prevented that pregnancy
←Rate | 11-23-2011 17:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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