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   messageicon a parent should never name the kid "Lana"...just in case the kid becomes dyslexic
←Rate | 02-01-2012 03:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon biggest lie women tell: be honest, I wont get mad
←Rate | 01-25-2012 05:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought about being a gynecologist...i hear there's plenty of openings
←Rate | 01-13-2012 04:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have all the right answers ...you just ask the wrong questions
←Rate | 01-12-2012 00:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is it when you go to a restaurant their radio is never playing the song "ding, fries are done" from family guy?...seems like a catchy tune for a restaurant
←Rate | 01-11-2012 18:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you act like a douche i'm gonna call you "eve"
←Rate | 01-10-2012 05:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never see the chihuahua in the Taco Bell commercials anymore...makes me wonder what's in those 99 cent burritos
←Rate | 01-04-2012 23:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I missed my ex today so I reloaded & shot again
←Rate | 01-04-2012 22:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet there was a lot of red solo cups used last night
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you get gifts, people say "its the thought that counts"...my cousin got me deodorant...does she think I smell bad?
←Rate | 12-26-2011 00:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 364 shopping days left
←Rate | 12-26-2011 00:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon santa has to be the greatest criminal ever...a million cases of breaking & entering...the police everywhere know where he lives but he knows how to buy everyone of them off with gifts
←Rate | 12-23-2011 20:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bought my son an iPad, my daughter an iPod. The wife got me an iPhone and I got her an iRon. She wasn't overjoyed even after I explained that it can be integrated with the iWash, iCook, iClean network. This activated the iNag software update
←Rate | 12-22-2011 13:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if cannibal kids are in the yard playing with neighborhood children, is that considered "playing with their food"?
←Rate | 12-19-2011 20:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why did it have to be Kim Jong Il...why couldn't it have been Beiber
←Rate | 12-19-2011 20:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i feel sorry for future generation college kids.....we buy our books & can sell them back...in the future it will be a kindle download you cant sell back
←Rate | 12-17-2011 11:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know a friend notices & cares when their worried I wasnt on facebook much today
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon an OK meal...spaghetti O's & Special K
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook sucks for people with attention deficit....oooh, a comment
←Rate | 12-09-2011 00:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do some parents send the kid to their room when their bad?..."you did something wrong so go where you keep your toys & think about it"
←Rate | 12-04-2011 21:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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