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   messageicon an OK meal...spaghetti O's & Special K
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook sucks for people with attention deficit....oooh, a comment
←Rate | 12-09-2011 00:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do some parents send the kid to their room when their bad?..."you did something wrong so go where you keep your toys & think about it"
←Rate | 12-04-2011 21:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon now when you go to a restaurant & say "im so hungry I could eat a horse" it might actually be on the menu
←Rate | 12-02-2011 19:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon even google translate doesn't translate what women say
←Rate | 12-02-2011 01:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a mind like a drill bit! It is twisted, and very dangerous if used improperly
←Rate | 12-02-2011 01:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember guys...try to keep her as a love bird...dont do anything to make her an angry bird
←Rate | 12-02-2011 00:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tom Anderson uses Facebook so I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg uses Google+
←Rate | 12-01-2011 20:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm not an alcoholic, i'm a drunk... alcoholics go to meetings
←Rate | 11-30-2011 16:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon apparently Conrad Murray wasn't a SMOOTH CRIMINAL like he though. now if he drops the soap he gets a THRILLER.
←Rate | 11-30-2011 16:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever notice how a newborn is like a pothead..."whoa, look at my hand...it has fingers"
←Rate | 11-26-2011 03:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching the charlie brown special...i think peppermint patty & marci are thankful for each other
←Rate | 11-24-2011 20:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon we stuff the turkey but in the end the turkey stuffs us
←Rate | 11-24-2011 16:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a facebookworm
←Rate | 11-24-2011 01:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels sorry for the turkey....after it gets killed, the neck gets shoved up the @$$...what a way to go
←Rate | 11-23-2011 17:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this morning Bieber was on the Today show doing a concert in the rain...does that kid ever wear his rain coat?...sure would have prevented that pregnancy
←Rate | 11-23-2011 17:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Darth Vader was really black would he have admitted to being Luke's father?
←Rate | 11-21-2011 23:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the early bird gets the worm...but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese
←Rate | 11-18-2011 23:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just saw a commercial for trojan condoms. it said " 'like' us on facebook for exclusive offers".....ppl have been "poking" them for years
←Rate | 11-18-2011 22:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "theres plenty of fish in the sea"...apparently I'm looking where bp had an oil spill cause all I find is dirty ones
←Rate | 11-16-2011 17:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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