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   messageicon youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
←Rate | 11-04-2009 01:46 by 8) Comments (0)  


   messageicon hopes nobody else dresses up as Justus von Liebig, Father of biochemistry who recorded minerals in plant ash and proposed the law of minimum.
←Rate | 10-30-2009 09:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time my own father caught me watching a porno movie. The one thing you never wanna hear in that situation is, “son, move over.”
←Rate | 10-25-2009 08:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:41 by Amelie Comments (0)  


   messageicon your father smells of elder berries
←Rate | 04-26-2009 00:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon your father's brother's nephew's cousin's sister's uncle's brother's friend's second cousin's former roommate on your mothers side.
←Rate | 02-19-2009 16:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NOT the father!
←Rate | 10-03-2008 05:38 by Clif Comments (0)  


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