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   messageicon Me: I need a doctor's appointment... Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?... Me: No, I don't need that many
←Rate | 09-01-2017 19:16 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon [shark tank] me: I have an idea for ridiculously wide sunglasses.. shark 1: i'm out... shark 2: i'm out..... hammerhead shark: i'm listening
←Rate | 09-04-2017 16:46 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Forgot to wear my Sons of Anarchy shirt to Walmart again.
←Rate | 09-05-2017 20:03 by snotty Comments (0)  

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