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   messageicon Dear snow, I think you're lost. Alaska is a different way.
←Rate | 02-20-2011 17:10 by Danielle Koloniar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Either Mother Nature had one of the best pranks in history for April Fools by saying that we were getting 7 inches of snow today or our weather men are just plain retarded! Either way....well played!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 13:28 by Massena43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.
←Rate | 10-28-2014 08:02 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok I've had enough of this winter crap. I say we plot now to take out the groundhog. I got a shotgun.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 12:32 by mari Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, if you're in public and have the winter vomiting bug, be polite and vomit into your elbow.
←Rate | 01-22-2013 10:52 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard about the 2 blondes that froze to deat at the drive in...they were watching "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER"!!
←Rate | 01-06-2010 20:31 by COREY Comments (0)  


   messageicon How's your Pagan/christian-Inspired, Secular Winter, Gift-giving, Observance Day shopping going?
←Rate | 12-08-2011 08:37 by Jerbear Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.
←Rate | 12-02-2014 11:49 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 13:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Northerners, stop criticizing how we handle snow & ice. It is very rare down here. You know kinda like winning a BCS National Championship up there
←Rate | 01-29-2014 19:28 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chill with the snow pics folks. It's fcuking winter. It's supposed to be cold.
←Rate | 03-05-2015 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One good thing about this winter snow storm, is it makes my lawn look as good as my neighbors.
←Rate | 01-03-2018 14:12 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon tellin the snow to "GET OF MY LAWNN"
←Rate | 04-06-2011 20:55 by Jamin Comments (0)  


   messageicon blah. with all this warm weather, the opportunities to write my name in cursive in the snow are disappearing.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:18 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm watching for anyone complaining about the heat. I will copy your post and save it for winter. Then I WILL paste it to your profile with WHO IS HOT NOW when you are buried snow. OH you know who you are!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 17:48 by shoesan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
←Rate | 02-10-2010 10:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon snow!! where as..all lawns are created equal
←Rate | 01-21-2012 13:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.
←Rate | 12-14-2013 21:56 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are hoes like "Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm"?.... No b**tch, buy a coat.
←Rate | 01-29-2013 05:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you think about it, snow is nothing more than "rain, rain go away", that doesn't go away. It lies on the ground mocking you.
←Rate | 12-15-2020 08:14 by Fazzy Comments (0)  




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