nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   Analysts say Obama's new immigration plan will focus on deporting violent criminals. So, this could impact your fantasy football team.

   She lost me at, "I don't watch football."

   If the Seahawks win the SuperBowl XLIX It'll be amazing how the world will not give a fcuk.

   The Colts would of lost using a Nerf football. . .

   What's the over/under on the football psi??

   I’m not going to judge you if you don't like football because of whatever moronic reason you think you have in your clueless head.

   Bet you I can throw this under inflated football over them mountains...

   i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!

   So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?

   after 16 years of leaving the Patriots, Pete Carroll finally won a superbowl for them

   Johnny Football requests as much publicity as possible during his rehab.

   Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...

   My favoritte thing that the caption of my high school varsity football team ever said to me was, "Would you like paper or plastic?"

   No bids on Jay Cutler autographed football at charity event. Because he didn't sign it Tom Brady. . .

   Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner said that the wierdest thing about transforming into a woman is that he still likes watching football but he no longer really understands it.

   If by big game hunter you mean "someone trying to find single game tickets to his favorite football team" then yes, I'm a big game hunter...

   There's a dentist in Minnesota that kills lions and bears. There's a football team in Minnesota that can't beat lions or bears.

   Women that watch football are the real MVP.

   Fantasy Football starts now. I'm sorry honey. I will talk to you after football season. Love you Jamie wallis

   Football is on. I'll talk to you guys in February.