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I hate the snow so much, I want to build a snowman just so I can punch it in its face.......
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01-12-2012 09:15 by SEAN
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First big snow fall of the season and the TV news is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a spot or two.
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01-11-2012 13:06 by ff1241
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I hate winter because I can't sniff bike seats.
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01-06-2012 17:56
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WINTER DRIVING TIP: Wait until your vechicle has slipped off the road instead of Texting while driving.
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01-02-2012 21:07
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I hate it when I take the time to peek in your window on a winter's night and you don't have the decency to look sexy. Its frickin' cold out here damn it!!
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12-30-2011 17:55
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Winter trees at sunset have the look of a lonely old man realizing there will be no visitors today.
Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.
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12-21-2011 11:15
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I went to google and type in "let it snow" and snow started falling. So I typed "let it rain" and the strippers started falling to the floor.
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12-18-2011 19:39 by jitneyman
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go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.
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12-17-2011 22:43
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How's your Pagan/christian-Inspired, Secular Winter, Gift-giving, Observance Day shopping going?
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12-08-2011 08:37 by Jerbear
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Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Hous
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12-07-2011 03:52 by g0re
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Relationships are a winter sport..
My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?...it's impossible. She just does not understand.
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11-27-2011 09:15
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not sure what is going on today but I think I released enough "natural gas" to supply my furnace for the winter...
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11-20-2011 22:15 by dave INDY
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Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!
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11-16-2011 13:35 by SEAN
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I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.
Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat
Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold
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11-13-2011 23:52
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When I think about snow, it's a lot like thinking about sex. I want to ride it, bask in its glory, & go down on it.
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