Eddy Funny Status Messages

   Girls fall in love with what they hear... Guys fall in love with what they see. That is why girls wear makeup, and guys lie!

   hope the women don't sue me for lying about my length too

   my brain is like a prison....has all those cells & they dont all get used all the time

   it would of been cool if Atlanta Falcons had won today....then the Super Bowl could be sponsored by the game "Angry Birds"

   i always said "im so hungry I could eat a horse" but I think i'll pass

   if the weed did make Lance perform better, those baseball players are gonna feel silly for injecting steroids that shrink their junk

   wonders if dogs do it human style

   i wonder if Rihanna was watching Twilight when she wrote the lyrics "shine bright like a diamond"

   my package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with

   No, Microsoft, I'm not sending an error report because snitches get glitches

   when the doctor tells me to start eating light does he mean I should start drinking a miller lite with every meal?

   I should just change my name to "Han" because it looks like I'm gonna stay solo *forever alone*

   if "PRO" is the opposite of "CON" then "PROgress" has to be the opposite of "CONgress

   i wonder if Bruce Wayne calls it his "batman cave" or his "bat 'man cave' "

   HAPPY HANGOVER DAY

   the weatherman is predicting some frosted flakes in the morning...he better mean breakfast

   if i'm not funny, amusing, or entertaining in any way there is no refund

   if George Takei starts asking a lot of questions does he become "curious George"?

   i don't get it...tonight theres millions of breaking & entering cases but nobody calls the police because they get bought off with presents

   twas the night before Christmas & all through the trailer park, not a creature was stirring, not even a dog's bark (redneck edition)