Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon has 99 problems don't become the 100th one
←Rate | 10-04-2008 18:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't believe its not butter!
←Rate | 10-09-2008 22:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not responding
←Rate | 10-11-2008 04:31 by Franco Comments (0)  


   messageicon what you need!
←Rate | 10-13-2008 09:25 by Matt! Comments (0)  


   messageicon marking his territory.
←Rate | 10-13-2008 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon here
←Rate | 10-16-2008 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking away
←Rate | 10-16-2008 16:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "like a mime trapped in a box, you want out, but you cant yell for help. "
←Rate | 10-22-2008 07:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing music for the hearing impaired.
←Rate | 10-22-2008 13:22 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The kids next doors imaginary friend!
←Rate | 10-22-2008 16:49 by Lee G Comments (0)  


   messageicon just Manny being Manny
←Rate | 10-23-2008 11:47 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe the plumber
←Rate | 10-24-2008 01:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon writing a list and checking it twice
←Rate | 10-24-2008 08:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon picking a bone with you
←Rate | 10-24-2008 20:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has issues. Would you care to listen?
←Rate | 10-24-2008 22:21 by N I C K Y :d Comments (0)  


   messageicon not afraid of heights - but afraid of widths.
←Rate | 10-25-2008 03:24 by Lauren Comments (0)  


   messageicon terrified of being offline
←Rate | 10-25-2008 14:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon having it her way
←Rate | 10-26-2008 13:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes big butts and he cannot lie
←Rate | 10-26-2008 23:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing at your pictures
←Rate | 10-27-2008 16:48 Comments (0)  



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