snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   ‎400 lbs of salt and two snow blowers for sale, thanks weathermen! Excuse me while I Go sledding through my grass.

   just heard that there is snow on the ground somewhere in every state in the union except Hawaii. Global warming, you know. . .

   My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?...it's impossible. She just does not understand.

   WINTER DRIVING TIP: Wait until your vechicle has slipped off the road instead of Texting while driving.

   Don't worry Texans, the snow will disappear like magic in April.

   Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014

   If curling is a sport in the Winter Olympics, how come shuffleboard is not a sport in the Summer Olympics?

   Atlanta gets 2ins of snow and the city is parlized, in Canada we call 2in of snow summer.

   The weather is such a slut, when its hot out it makes everyone take there cloths off, the wind is always blowing people, the rain make everybody wet, and the snow covers everybody in white stuff.

   introducing the latest game from Zynga.....SNOWVILLE..... make coins as Mr. Plow.....purchase snow shovels and snow throwers to do jobs...do "special jobs" clearing driveways for the elderly couple down the street as you ask friends for help.... and be ca

   going to triple dog dare someone to lick a flagpole this winter.

   If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......

   Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.

   ...its -4 out and snow is on it's way tomorrow...so much for this global warming they talk about...although they'll probably blame the cold on the hole in the ozone layer or cow farts...

   Its almost the time of year when I don't have to worry about leaving footprints in the snow when I'm looking through your window at night.

   wonders why we worry about 12 inches of snow when we are all at least 5 feet tall or so..we'll be ok

   yes winter is here .....let the relationships begin!!!

   Driving in snow is alot like going down on a girl...Just go slow and watch out for the a55hole behind you...

   In Miami: We had a great winter season lastnight, can't wait 'til next year.

   if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."