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   messageicon I am thinking todays topic with my psychiatrist is going to be "When someone asks me if I have a snow blower.....why do I always picture my ex and Frosty the snowman"
←Rate | 02-12-2013 12:37 by Stephen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm giving up snow for lent
←Rate | 02-13-2013 10:01 by Liliana Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Miami: We had a great winter season lastnight, can't wait 'til next year.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 06:05 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well.... If this snow fall is the weathermans idea of 7 inches- I bet his wife is a very disappointed woman................
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Free, 5 foot of snow....you pick up and haul (from my drive) First 10 people get a free glass of ice water with it.....limited supply so hurry fast.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 07:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 13:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to Nostradamus Prophecies, Politicians can resist a Nuclear Winter, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a direct Meteor Impact, the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons. But not a Sequester!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 13:56 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright Winter, we get your point. You're a force of nature okay? I'll quit mocking you when I'm talking to the other seasons
←Rate | 03-18-2013 18:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well 30min work-out along with some new Tae Kwon Do moves -CHECK! And just to think that was just trying to get the snow off my tires...
←Rate | 03-18-2013 19:46 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..
←Rate | 03-20-2013 22:41 by @s2kdarren Comments (1)  


   messageicon March 24. Springtime. Cold, windy, and snow... But this groundhog stew is DELICIOUS!
←Rate | 03-24-2013 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
←Rate | 03-25-2013 19:05 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter
←Rate | 04-11-2013 11:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Mother Nature is pulling Winter's Band-Aid off one hair at a time!
←Rate | 04-14-2013 16:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!
←Rate | 04-24-2013 18:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 06:33 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes Canadian strippers 2 songs to get naked, because winter boots, parka, toque, scarf, mittens, long underwear, thermal undershirt....
←Rate | 05-25-2013 13:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 21:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  




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