Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is making a career of this.

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X is writing her acceptance speech for the upcoming Grammy's.

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X is going back to the future

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X is going around in circles

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X almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left him before they met.

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X is eating pasta with chopsticks.

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X has let the dogs out

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X is had his left side removed. He's all right now

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X is "focus- Oh look, a squirrel! "

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X says I just wish my mouth had a backspace key

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X is in your mum's extended network.

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X is wearing spray on pants.

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X is shaking it like a Polaroid picture.

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X is the bear necessities.

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X is what really sank the titanic.

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X is Growing old but never up

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X is making a list of why you suck

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X is a Figment of your imagination

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X " to be taken three times a day, with water "

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X is NOT the father!

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