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   messageicon All voicemails from my Dad start with "HELLO! HELLO!" and end with him trying to dial another number.
←Rate | 04-02-2017 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey UNITED, my ex is flying from Atlanta to San Antonio, flight 2145 row 12, seat D. Do your thing
←Rate | 04-12-2017 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon See what happens when you name a hurricane after a man! He won't ask directions, wanders around lost, leaves a mess and doesn't clean up after himself!
←Rate | 08-31-2017 21:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw my auto insurance agent use a calculator to calculate 2017-2013 to show me it's been 4 years......... time for a new insurance company. 😅
←Rate | 10-17-2017 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  

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