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   messageicon Bet you I can throw this under inflated football over them mountains...
←Rate | 01-30-2015 08:34 by jw12ems Comments (0)  

   messageicon A bunch of pro bowlers played a football game last night... wow, what an impressive bunch of two-sport athletes!
←Rate | 01-31-2011 13:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "You want proof that baseball players are smarter than football players? How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?" ~Jim Bouton
←Rate | 10-18-2015 23:14 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had a choice tonight to either watch the Redskins lose on Monday Night Football or clean the toilets in my house. Since I didn't feel like throwing up this evening I'm cleaning house
←Rate | 11-25-2013 22:06 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!
←Rate | 01-31-2015 22:16 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon "AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 17:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 18:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sorry U.S. Football/Futball/Soccer team. You just weren't "Ghana" win.
←Rate | 06-26-2010 17:21 by Tracy Comments (2)  

   messageicon Oregon Football team has made great strides over their break. They've gone from smelling the highlighters to just coloring on themselves.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon All these smiling Alabama football fans you would think Today is Toothless people appreciation day in Alabama
←Rate | 01-12-2016 12:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon never understood people watching a football game wearing their team jersey. Thats like me watching CSI dressed as a dead hooker.
←Rate | 09-08-2011 21:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 13:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish there were no women football announcers. Isn't there a badminton channel they can get a gig with?
←Rate | 11-18-2016 09:38 by Sheezatayhay Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, leave the football related posts to us boys and we'll leave the laundry posts for you...
←Rate | 09-15-2012 16:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:35 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 9 year old girl in boys football league with 232 carries, ran for 1,911 yards, 35 tds, and 65 tackles?! WTF?! Young lady is an inspiration!!! Never let society limit your dreams!!!
←Rate | 11-08-2012 18:01 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Alabama maybe 49th in unenployment and 4th in crime but we are #1 in college football. Go SEC.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 00:27 Comments (1)  

   messageicon ready for a football, family, food, and farts...Happy Thanksgiving!
←Rate | 11-24-2011 06:56 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let's cuddle, eat junk food and watch football.
←Rate | 10-11-2015 11:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  

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