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   messageicon The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 18:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 17:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry U.S. Football/Futball/Soccer team. You just weren't "Ghana" win.
←Rate | 06-26-2010 17:21 by Tracy Comments (2)  


   messageicon Oregon Football team has made great strides over their break. They've gone from smelling the highlighters to just coloring on themselves.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All these smiling Alabama football fans you would think Today is Toothless people appreciation day in Alabama
←Rate | 01-12-2016 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon never understood people watching a football game wearing their team jersey. Thats like me watching CSI dressed as a dead hooker.
←Rate | 09-08-2011 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 13:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish there were no women football announcers. Isn't there a badminton channel they can get a gig with?
←Rate | 11-18-2016 09:38 by Sheezatayhay Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, leave the football related posts to us boys and we'll leave the laundry posts for you...
←Rate | 09-15-2012 16:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:35 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 9 year old girl in boys football league with 232 carries, ran for 1,911 yards, 35 tds, and 65 tackles?! WTF?! Young lady is an inspiration!!! Never let society limit your dreams!!!
←Rate | 11-08-2012 18:01 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Alabama maybe 49th in unenployment and 4th in crime but we are #1 in college football. Go SEC.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 00:27 Comments (1)  


   messageicon ready for a football, family, food, and farts...Happy Thanksgiving!
←Rate | 11-24-2011 06:56 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's cuddle, eat junk food and watch football.
←Rate | 10-11-2015 11:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon I've just been given a six month suspension from football. I caught an opponent with a tackle and broke both his legs... I admit the tackle was a bit late, he was getting into his car at the time.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 19:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met a girl the other day. She said it's a must for her mate to be into the arts. I told her I am very much into the arts... the art of beer drinking, the art of watching football, and the art of long walks on the beach after anal.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 09:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the N.F.L. cracked down on all the drug and alcohol abuse as well as spousal and child abuse watching football would remind me of golf.
←Rate | 09-16-2014 13:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear fucktards at baseball games in football team gear. It doesn't count; you look like you're lost…
←Rate | 10-13-2012 10:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Terrell Owens held a work out for NFL teams today,was televised by ESPN &the NFL Network.problem was no NFL teams actually showed.Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico is videotaping himself playing football.How much you w
←Rate | 10-25-2011 21:08 by mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd imagine that hitting the showers had a whole new meaning for the Penn State football team.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:32 Comments (0)  



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