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   messageicon ah, Friday! My second favorite "F" word!
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Short term goal, today get past annoying Monday and Monday's close friends, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday before hanging out with Friday and Friday's hot friends Saturday and Sunday.
←Rate | 06-26-2017 06:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's discriminating that there's a Black Friday but not a White Friday!
←Rate | 11-24-2010 19:10 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Am I the only one hoping that grand jury decision in Ferguson Missouri lines up with my black Friday shopping plans?
←Rate | 11-24-2014 08:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
←Rate | 06-05-2009 05:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear CNN ... NBC News .. Fox News and AP ..... I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a sh*t about the royal wedding and go back to sleep...
←Rate | 04-25-2011 17:28 by @920MichaelBrown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We've been lookin for you since Monday!
←Rate | 02-08-2013 16:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is Friday the 13th..not so scary...Oh wait....here comes my ex- I change my statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 04-13-2012 11:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 01:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red violets are blue...it's Friday night and I'm sick of stating the obvious to you
←Rate | 03-30-2012 18:54 by Radi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to beat Black Friday and start my Christmas shopping early. *Runs Amazon van off the road
←Rate | 12-02-2020 08:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My idea Black Friday is deleting everyone from my friends list who sent me a mass Happy Thanksgiving day meme yesterday.
←Rate | 11-29-2019 10:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year
←Rate | 12-02-2014 12:48 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday...
←Rate | 10-16-2009 00:06 by gavdun Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's casual Friday. Go give your boss the finger!
←Rate | 10-14-2011 13:50 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING! As of Friday, Facebook will automatically start dragging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings > Planetary Settings > Trajectory, then UNCLICK the box that says "Apocalypse." Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and pa
←Rate | 05-21-2011 14:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girlfriend asked me to come to her place for a Black Friday special. All clothes were 100% off.
←Rate | 11-23-2018 02:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
←Rate | 08-10-2012 10:17 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon If 40 is the new 30, then Monday is the new Friday.
←Rate | 05-13-2013 06:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It smells like... FRIDAY!! (In case your sniffers busted.=)
←Rate | 10-14-2011 09:21 Comments (0)  




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