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   messageicon True friends stab you in the front!
←Rate | 10-11-2010 01:02 by goodeolboy Comments (2)  


   messageicon . "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:45 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:32 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:28 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess it's time to go to the grocery store. A mouse hung himself in the fridge with a note saying "Sorry,can't live like this anymore".
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:18 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:15 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forecast tonight: Dark
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:09 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where do babies come from? Two teenagers and a six-pack
←Rate | 10-05-2010 00:41 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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