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   messageicon Disney purchased Lucasfilms, LTD?? I personally can't wait for some of those gems to start coming out. Particularly, Snow White and the Seven Storm Troopers, Swiss Family Skywalker and - my favorite - Song of the Sith...
←Rate | 10-31-2012 08:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon gathering up snow flakes to build a snowman.
←Rate | 11-14-2012 14:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking about suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 11:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It might get dark and really cold in winter but at least it doesn't stay like that the whole year like your soul.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 08:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing irritates me more as when I step on some melted snow with a fresh, dry and clean pair of socks on.
←Rate | 11-26-2012 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have been playing with the first of the snow today! or, well I fell and broke my hip. still counts!
←Rate | 11-27-2012 17:51 by Heinrich Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men with balls of steel get extra cold in the winter.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 12:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The end of the world is like a snow day for adults.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 20:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world isn't going to end today. Anyway, I'll check the status of my joke after the Winter Solstice, I can't get a signal in my nuclear bomb shelter...
←Rate | 12-21-2012 07:27 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making snow angels & writing Ron Paul underneath because people need to know the truth
←Rate | 01-04-2013 23:21 by gay Jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints
←Rate | 01-08-2013 05:59 by @PoorJokePaul Comments (0)  


   messageicon my husbands winter wardrobe is 50 shades of grey sweat pants...
←Rate | 01-12-2013 14:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, if you're in public and have the winter vomiting bug, be polite and vomit into your elbow.
←Rate | 01-22-2013 10:52 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are hoes like "Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm"?.... No b**tch, buy a coat.
←Rate | 01-29-2013 05:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of the silly names the weather channel has chosen, they should pick names of infamous scam artists like Bernie Madoff who pulled off really good snow jobs.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Northern Liberal tree huggers.......Winter Storm Nemo says FU and your global warming!!!
←Rate | 02-08-2013 18:25 by BigSarge Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's winter, and it snowed. Enough said!
←Rate | 02-09-2013 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. Newsflash...you live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:50 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  




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