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   messageicon im gonna try to improve my life .....↑↑↓↓← →← →B A START ....no it didnt work
←Rate | 02-10-2013 23:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe i'll get laid by my wife....she said that will happen once in a blue moon
←Rate | 08-31-2012 10:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when ur a kid you ask "why do I gotta pick up my toys?"...when ur an adult you get the answer
←Rate | 10-26-2011 20:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon do siamese twins call their colons a "semicolon"?
←Rate | 04-16-2013 22:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why doesnt a car dealer run for office? they lie & cheat the ppl to get our money already
←Rate | 02-20-2012 20:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon who was the idiot to make umbrellas have metal handles? ..."lets hold this over our heads to keep rain off us & keep us dry but lets put a metal handle on it so we hold metal when we have to keep rain off us during storms"
←Rate | 02-22-2012 20:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon rick Perry...texas has a Republicam Governor running for president that seems like an idiot...this sounds familiar lol
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy 4/20 ......smoke it if you got it
←Rate | 04-20-2015 02:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of the super bowl, whenever I go to poop today, i'll refer to it as "taking the browns to the super bowl"
←Rate | 02-04-2018 13:44 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon i think Hawaiian Airlines should change slogan to "we do wheely well"
←Rate | 04-28-2014 00:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to buy someone a birthday gift at CVS so then I can make a ribbon out of the receipt ‪#‎recycle‬
←Rate | 07-22-2014 17:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your neighbors call the police on you for playing loud music, just tell the cop "you can dance if you want to or you can leave your friend behind..."
←Rate | 10-08-2013 19:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a mind like a drill bit! It is twisted, and very dangerous if used improperly
←Rate | 12-02-2011 01:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when science teachers were gonna talk about "natural disasters" I thought they were gonna talk about relationships
←Rate | 09-19-2012 18:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i kinda think the nintendo character mario was on drugs...he ate mushrooms & thought turtles were attacking & had to save the princess from the biggest baddest turtle of them all...this is why you dont do shrooms kids
←Rate | 10-02-2011 05:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Chris Dorner feels like he is jason Bourne
←Rate | 02-12-2013 17:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon so many kids give carrots to the reindeer on Christmas & as they're flying you never hear of any droppings hitting a car or a roof.....id like to see that insurance claim
←Rate | 12-11-2012 23:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ill show my neighbor where to stick his subwoofer, bass or whatever he has...ill turn the volume up all the way this time
←Rate | 10-05-2011 12:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 things you never guess on women: age & weight....wrong answers hurt
←Rate | 11-16-2012 23:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if gene pool wre like swimmin pool id drain mine & start over with fresh untainted water
←Rate | 09-19-2011 04:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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