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   messageicon why do ppl say they are "under the weather"?....unless ur an astronaut, were all under the weather
←Rate | 02-24-2013 02:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the way everything you do is connecting to facebook, I look for bank accounts to get connected one day & the bank teller will say "that check bounced but we see ur friends with this person who looks rich...ask them to borrow some"
←Rate | 08-27-2012 23:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uncle Sam is a man whore....he screws everyone
←Rate | 09-13-2012 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else watching this verbal pay-per-view match? the folks on tv call it a "debate"
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when couples get married they should be required to each give up 1 sock & put them together to make a pair of socks....later on if they divorce they get their sock back. "Master has given me a sock. I am free"
←Rate | 12-30-2016 22:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a good neighbor state farm is there...with winning lotto numbers
←Rate | 09-18-2011 15:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did Bella choose Edward instead of Jacob??? Cause Edward can still go down on her even if it's her time of the month
←Rate | 11-12-2011 23:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone
←Rate | 03-07-2014 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon while fixing the big Thanksgiving dinner remember to cook with wine like all the fancy tv chefs say....you'll be too drunk to realize what the family is saying or doing
←Rate | 11-27-2013 20:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon according to the proctologist's hand gestures, my asshole is number 1
←Rate | 06-16-2012 03:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new years resolution is 1680 x 1050
←Rate | 12-31-2016 20:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i found a sexy person who I love very much.... it's a shame i'm not allowed to marry myself
←Rate | 01-29-2013 20:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im gonna try to improve my life .....↑↑↓↓← →← →B A START ....no it didnt work
←Rate | 02-10-2013 23:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe i'll get laid by my wife....she said that will happen once in a blue moon
←Rate | 08-31-2012 10:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Haley Joel Osment should guest star on The Walking Dead one episode..... "I see dead people"
←Rate | 03-21-2014 23:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex is great with a pole.... I have the bruises to prove it
←Rate | 03-28-2015 00:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when ur a kid you ask "why do I gotta pick up my toys?"...when ur an adult you get the answer
←Rate | 10-26-2011 20:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon do siamese twins call their colons a "semicolon"?
←Rate | 04-16-2013 22:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why doesnt a car dealer run for office? they lie & cheat the ppl to get our money already
←Rate | 02-20-2012 20:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon who was the idiot to make umbrellas have metal handles? ..."lets hold this over our heads to keep rain off us & keep us dry but lets put a metal handle on it so we hold metal when we have to keep rain off us during storms"
←Rate | 02-22-2012 20:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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