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I thought Hurricane Harvey was the miss Universe thing
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08-31-2017 21:31 by
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"tums" needs to change their product name....some ppl are dyslexic with heart burn & easy offended by reading SMUT on the bottles
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10-17-2012 21:25 by
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Pence should consider himself lucky....worse has happened with presidents at theaters
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11-20-2016 01:50 by
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forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family
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07-23-2013 00:38 by
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my mom used to say "i dont want to hear a peep"...i just listened & that candy is very quiet
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04-08-2012 02:26 by
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does anyone else find it ironic that when the royal baby was born the doctor said "it's crowning"
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08-02-2013 00:14 by
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if George Takei starts asking a lot of questions does he become "curious George"?
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12-28-2012 00:35 by
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you know Jay-Z isn't OCD because he only had 99 problems....an OCD person would have an even 100 problems
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07-06-2013 03:44 by
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who cares how it's spelled or its scientific properties....to argue over it instead of drink it tells ur losers
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12-11-2012 22:34 by
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Making love is like baking a cake...most men don't know how to work the stove
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01-02-2020 04:03 by
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my dr says to eat a piece of meat no bigger than the palm of my hand...good thing the Big Mac is stacked
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07-30-2019 19:59 by
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whats the difference between a plane & in-laws? the whole world is worried about a plane when it's missing
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03-17-2014 03:05 by
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Am I the only person wondering why Bernie Sanders never joined the military to someday be a colonel?
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04-09-2016 22:20 by
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if dinosaurs really existed why dont you hear about them in the bible?...not even loading 2 of them on the ark
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06-08-2012 04:05 by
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somewhere there a stoner watching the news hearing about Ebola & they ask "a bowl of what"
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10-18-2014 16:32 by
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republican read the story of "robin hood" backwards...they want to steal from the poor & give to the rich
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09-26-2012 20:57 by
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hey dad, thanks for using a cheap condom...mom did the rest of the work
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06-17-2012 01:05 by
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you know a friend notices & cares when their worried I wasnt on facebook much today
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12-14-2011 01:59 by
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don't forget tonight we time travel without a T.A.R.D.I.S
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03-11-2017 21:36 by
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i wonder if Rihanna was watching Twilight when she wrote the lyrics "shine bright like a diamond"
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01-15-2013 00:04 by
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