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X is high on life... and glue
X is your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.
X is fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals
X is Trying To Conquer The World
X is the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!
X says "What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? "
X is holding the world for ransom
X is on my space trying to Google your you tube
X has found Waldo
X "just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. "
X says very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!
X is "not a complete idiot, some parts are missing "
X is pondering why in the hell people type so much in their status box
X is so jobless that he's replying every spam message
X is like that and that's the way it is
X has a case of the Mondays when all he wants is a case of beer.
X has made a poor spending decision and would now like Congress to bail him out for the sake of his shareholders.
X is panicking at the disco
X kissed a girl and she liked it.
X takes your breath away.