Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is high on life... and glue

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X is your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

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X is fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals

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X is Trying To Conquer The World

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X is the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!

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X says "What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? "

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X is holding the world for ransom

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X is on my space trying to Google your you tube

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X has found Waldo

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X "just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. "

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X says very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!

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X is "not a complete idiot, some parts are missing "

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X is pondering why in the hell people type so much in their status box

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X is so jobless that he's replying every spam message

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X is like that and that's the way it is

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X has a case of the Mondays when all he wants is a case of beer.

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X has made a poor spending decision and would now like Congress to bail him out for the sake of his shareholders.

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X is panicking at the disco

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X kissed a girl and she liked it.

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X takes your breath away.

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