love Funny Status Messages

   If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot

   I love you more then a click of your like buttons.

   No matter how hard life gets just remember there are always people out there who love you, if you pay them enough.

   Scorpio, Libra, Pisces, Cancer, Virgo, Leo: Selfless lovers. There's nothing they wouldn't do for the people they love. Including hiding a dead body....

   Listen. I love you all and understand you have the right to your ideas and opinions. But I am sick to death of the posts congratulating the Pittsburgh Penguins. Have you no decency?

   Cavs agree to Love trade". Oh, so THAT'S how they can afford to pay both Lebron and Kyrie!

   I love my new phone that beeps and lights up every couple minutes to let me know it's battery needs charged before It uses up the last of its power to vibrate in a finely death quiver.

   i have a man flu. I had a good run, I think this is the end for me. Tell my family I love them.

   Ours was love at first fight.

   Dr. Drew, we're here because we love you, and we're concerned about your addiction to putting addicts on TV.

   If you're not in love right now, you're wasting valuable time!

   Call me crazy, but I want more. More sex, more love, more LIFE.

   It would seem there's a weird pleasure in loving someone who doesn't love you.

   I'm so jazzed .... It's obvious that Angelina DID get that letter I sent her claiming my undying love for her!! Still trying to figure out why it took her four years to divorce the Scmuck tho.

   "A trail of clothes leading up to a bedroom before marriage ment a night of pashionate love making. Now it means you dropped them on your way from the dryer.

   distance can be so cruel when you love somebody

   Your boyfriend/hubby is always beating you up and you say its "Gangster love",no its not,its WWE SMACKDOWN....you dating John Cena!?

   A Valentine's Day tanning bed trip.  Because nothing says "I love you" quite like "I wish you were different."  Way to go Don Juan.

   Love is like writing your name on the beach’s sand. Eventually, the waves will wash it all away until nothing’s left.

   The thing I love about my ex is she didn't take up much space in the trunk.