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   messageicon I love you but I'm not, "I want us to be miserable together," in love with you.
←Rate | 01-21-2013 00:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dan Marino's Love Child: There were no DNA tests. This came about when the mom saw the kid throw her bottle across the room in a perfect spiral hitting her dead center in the face every time.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 09:30 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon fell in love on an elevator once and it ended in soul crushing heart break, so, no thanks Aerosmith. No frickin thanks.
←Rate | 09-04-2015 15:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to send so many people on One-way trip to Mars.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 13:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected “
←Rate | 01-27-2014 22:28 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't remember myself, but my parents love to tell others about the time they found me dancing naked on the kitchen table to the final Jeopardy music at age 2 or 3.
←Rate | 04-12-2016 03:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love the beach but I hate watching the Tide go out…It reminds me of my receding Hairline.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I can give some advice to the gentleman, you can say you love her but actions speak louder than words. Females have had guys talk and talk, and the actions dont match up. If you wanna prove you are not like the rest, act like it. Dont just say it.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 21:22 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have friends that my mom hates. I love those friends the most.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 16:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have friends that my wife hates. I love those friends the most.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 16:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the bird of love is the dove. My husband thinks it's the Swallow
←Rate | 09-06-2011 15:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I walk into my local coffee shop, I like to pretend I'm an outlaw walking into an old west saloon. They love it!
←Rate | 04-22-2011 00:02 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: I love making people who already hate me hate me more.
←Rate | 03-11-2016 04:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I Love You just the Way You Are" is the best compliment ever.
←Rate | 07-21-2014 02:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!/€
←Rate | 07-17-2015 20:06 Comments (1)  


   messageicon well god already hates me cause I dint 4wrd mail to 25 friends of mine. I will never be a wealthy man cause I dint 4wrd another mail of happy wealth to another 25 friends.i will never get the love of my life cause I dint 4wrd love chain mail to another 2
←Rate | 01-15-2010 10:30 by GDandona Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who say marriage is only between a man and a woman underestimate my love for pizza.
←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:09 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon First love is when you meet in the moonlight and you find her lips pressed against yours. Married love is when you meet in the kitchen and she finds your trainers by the sink.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 06:47 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love me or Hate me...either way you still have a feeling for me!!
←Rate | 07-08-2010 22:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 40% of the men say "I Love You" by accident...the other 60% who do not say that..meet with an accident !
←Rate | 03-23-2012 12:46 Comments (0)  




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