love Funny Status Messages

   I love pissing off a few hundred people before I go to bed. Waking up to a phone full of hate is the best way to start the day. <3

   I love it when you push my buttons, baby. But touch my car radio presets and I'll have to push you into oncoming traffic.

   I'd love to be a lifeguard at the gene pool. I'd let a few of them drown.

   t is my sincere hope that your day is full of love and that you are a positive influence on the people who look up to you. It is also my sincere hope that Perez Hilton pours kerosone all over himself, down his throat and in his socks & immolates himself

   It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look without the beer googles.

   You knowlife sucks when you can hear the girl you love moaning in the room next door where your bestfriend is...

   Bring me pizza and beer and me love you long time.

   Spending quality time with the people that really matter reminds me of who I am and recharges my love, hope and drive. I'm forever grateful.

   If Couples That Are In Love Are Called "Love Birds", Then Couples Who Are Always Fighting And Arguing Should Be Called "Angry Birds"

   If You Can't Be With The One You Love... Slap The One You're With!

   'like' this and you'll love whats coming up next ;o)

   Gas is going up even higher and no way Obama will help. Democrats love high gas prices because they blame it on the republicans, and they think people driving less is better for going green.

   Dear Women, if you have in you're possession sweats with the word 'JUICY' on them, PLEASE for the love of God, do not wear them if, when you do, the "I" is stretched so far that it appears to be a hyphen..Nothin' ( J you )--( C why ) about it...

   I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to him for no apparent reason

   If you love someone set them free. If they come back with two police officers, it means stalking was not a good idea.

   I was asked how I can be happy when those I love suffer. They need my light during those times not my darkness. I burn brighter FOR them.

   I love being a woman. I can slap anyone on the ass and get away with it.

   I'll bet if two antennas fell in love, the wedding wouldn't be anything special, but the reception would be excellent.

   Be motivated by the hate you receive and encouraged by the love you receive.

   No strings attached, your love is so wi-fi