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   messageicon If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done…!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:45 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I walk around while brushing my teeth because I get bored standing there
←Rate | 04-18-2012 18:58 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a lazy ass texter, unless you're cute, or I like you.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 19:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, your in a relationship now? No more ‘LIKES’ for you!
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone knows the way to a girl's heart on facebook is to like every picture and wall post she makes.
←Rate | 12-16-2013 17:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon MOM: Back in the day we didnt have internet…ME:” well thats just too bad for you.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 20:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are what you eat, then are cannibals the only true humas??? O_O
←Rate | 12-01-2011 22:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon right before I die I'm going to say " I left a million dollars in the.."
←Rate | 10-30-2011 21:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grades don't measure intelligence, and age doesn't define maturity.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refuse to go bungee jumping...I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one!!
←Rate | 12-11-2011 23:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2014 is so close I can almost taste the lips I will not be kissing on New Year's Eve
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:01 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.!!
←Rate | 01-27-2012 16:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking of stalking my stalker just to shake things up a bit
←Rate | 10-30-2011 23:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hey, what's up?" "Gas prices." "You know what I mean, like.. What's crackin'?" "Nutshells." "Really? Fine. What's poppin'?" "Corn."
←Rate | 10-25-2011 02:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Aaaaaachhooo!" "Bless you.." "Aaacchhoooooo!" "Bless you!" "Aaaccchhoooooo!" "Dude what the hell?! youre jus pushing it now!"
←Rate | 11-10-2011 11:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I DO WHAT I WANT! WHEN I WANT! WHERE I WANT!...... if Mom says its ok...
←Rate | 11-29-2011 17:52 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. So NEVER, EVER lose your pen
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If sex between 3 people is called 3some, between two people is called twosome. why is Handsome still a compliment?
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeaaaa... LMFAO :D
←Rate | 11-12-2011 15:58 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon a good night is when you hug Ur teddy ;a horror night I when the teddy hugs you back
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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