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   messageicon Donald Trump and the Kardashians represent the worst in American culture, greed and self centeredness. May they just go away.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 06:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was absolutely shocked to hear that Hillary supporters Hated Donald Trump's speech at the RNC last night!! I'm sure the next big shock will come when I hear that Trump Supporters hated Hillary Clinton's speech at the DNC.
←Rate | 07-22-2016 11:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump and I have managed to get the same number of bills through congress.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 20:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump will be re-elected.
←Rate | 04-07-2020 01:44 by AnonymousSource Comments (1)  


   messageicon I can't wait for Trump to start writing executive orders, payback's a b****
←Rate | 02-24-2016 08:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is the best thing to ever happen to US comedians.
←Rate | 09-10-2018 01:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If trump doesnt go to texas he is heartless, if he does go, he is taking valueable resources. I'm telling you it is a mental disorder.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 19:10 by Hillbilly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who did you vote for?☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka
←Rate | 11-14-2016 13:14 by @UncleBSolomon · Comments (0)  


   messageicon A sign language interpreter at a Trump rally just wildly swinging around both middle fingers in all directions as he speaks.
←Rate | 09-05-2015 11:23 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Donald Trump is the greatest!" I am Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.
←Rate | 10-22-2016 17:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NYTimes: If Trump runs in '12, NBC might cancel "Celebrity Apprentice." He just got my vote
←Rate | 04-22-2011 00:03 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump only complained about the NFL only a few times but the news keeps playing it over and over so you think it's all he is talking about.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 16:18 Comments (9)  


   messageicon Remember last election they said its Bernie or bust. So they voted for trump. Its still going to be Bernie or bust. So they will reelect trump before joe.
←Rate | 03-06-2020 20:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right Now: Fox News: Deadly bridge collapse in Miami. CNN: Trump witch hunt. MSLSD: Trump witch hunt.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 16:25 Comments (6)  


   messageicon Newsflash: Sorry libs, but what the MSM is saying is a lie. Trump does not own any stock in a company that makes hydroxychloroquine.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 11:07 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Of all the game show hosts, Trump seems to be the last one you'd vote for. I like Drew Carey, Alex Trebek or Steve Harvey better
←Rate | 07-26-2015 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Russians are gonna blackmail Trump w/ a "golden showers" tape? Trump must be PISSED!
←Rate | 01-11-2017 20:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does back-pedalling burn a lot of calories. If so, Trump and Spicer will have six pack abs by the end of today.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 13:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Several Russian prostitutes seen headed to Trump Golf Course in Virginia today for "meetings".
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 11:41 Comments (0)  




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