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Everyone is talking about Black Friday, I havent even seen the previews! Is that the new Kim Kardashian documentary?
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11-22-2012 14:21
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Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."
its always a good friday when your getting paid
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04-23-2011 15:38
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It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
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11-25-2016 18:00 by JAB
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And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
We get MLK Day off but not Good Friday...Dying for a dream trumps dying for our sins!
FYI Atheist do not have to thank anyone for Friday because Friday is a free natural phenomenon.
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02-23-2013 01:00
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has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!
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01-28-2011 22:09
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I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
For my constipated, politically-correct readers: Happy African American Friday!
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11-25-2011 09:33
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If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!
Maybe I'm just lazy or unimaginative or something, but if I had a time machine I'd probably just go forward to Friday to get this week over with.
I've been trying and trying yet so far no luck. I can't seem to get MapQuest to pull up a shortcut to Friday.
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03-04-2014 13:51 by Sudz
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I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .
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08-06-2013 09:48
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Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
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12-23-2015 23:45 by BEGO
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All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too
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11-24-2016 18:31
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Celebrating "Thank-The-Lord-That-Stupid-Brown-Thursday-Black-Friday-Cyber-Monday-Marketing-Crap-Is-Over" Tuesday.
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12-02-2014 15:04
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If its Friday night and she lifts up her skirt and her panties say Saturday. She is staying the night.
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07-03-2012 22:49 by ff1241
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There's a Black Friday sale at my house, pants are 100% off
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