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   messageicon has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 22:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
←Rate | 08-13-2010 18:18 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  

   messageicon For my constipated, politically-correct readers: Happy African American Friday!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 09:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!
←Rate | 03-26-2012 13:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe I'm just lazy or unimaginative or something, but if I had a time machine I'd probably just go forward to Friday to get this week over with.
←Rate | 09-09-2014 08:20 by Lip Rippin Rooster Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .
←Rate | 08-06-2013 09:48 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I've been trying and trying yet so far no luck. I can't seem to get MapQuest to pull up a shortcut to Friday.
←Rate | 03-04-2014 13:51 by Sudz Comments (0)  

   messageicon All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too
←Rate | 11-24-2016 18:31 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
←Rate | 12-23-2015 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Celebrating "Thank-The-Lord-That-Stupid-Brown-Thursday-Black-Friday-Cyber-Monday-Marketing-Crap-Is-Over" Tuesday.
←Rate | 12-02-2014 15:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If its Friday night and she lifts up her skirt and her panties say Saturday. She is staying the night.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 22:49 by ff1241 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a Black Friday sale at my house, pants are 100% off
←Rate | 11-28-2014 01:54 by Kisstopher707 Comments (1)  

   messageicon ah, Friday! My second favorite "F" word!
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Short term goal, today get past annoying Monday and Monday's close friends, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday before hanging out with Friday and Friday's hot friends Saturday and Sunday.
←Rate | 06-26-2017 06:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks it's discriminating that there's a Black Friday but not a White Friday!
←Rate | 11-24-2010 19:10 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Am I the only one hoping that grand jury decision in Ferguson Missouri lines up with my black Friday shopping plans?
←Rate | 11-24-2014 08:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
←Rate | 06-05-2009 05:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear CNN ... NBC News .. Fox News and AP ..... I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a sh*t about the royal wedding and go back to sleep...
←Rate | 04-25-2011 17:28 by @920MichaelBrown Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We've been lookin for you since Monday!
←Rate | 02-08-2013 16:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is Friday the 13th..not so scary...Oh comes my ex- I change my statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 04-13-2012 11:29 Comments (0)  

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