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   messageicon Everyone is talking about Black Friday, I havent even seen the previews! Is that the new Kim Kardashian documentary?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.
←Rate | 11-26-2014 05:44 by Uncle Bubba Comments (1)  


   messageicon Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."
←Rate | 08-19-2014 06:17 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon its always a good friday when your getting paid
←Rate | 04-23-2011 15:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
←Rate | 11-25-2016 18:00 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
←Rate | 08-26-2011 07:37 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon We get MLK Day off but not Good Friday...Dying for a dream trumps dying for our sins!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 10:45 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI Atheist do not have to thank anyone for Friday because Friday is a free natural phenomenon.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 01:00 Comments (5)  


   messageicon has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 22:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
←Rate | 08-13-2010 18:18 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon For my constipated, politically-correct readers: Happy African American Friday!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 09:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!
←Rate | 03-26-2012 13:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe I'm just lazy or unimaginative or something, but if I had a time machine I'd probably just go forward to Friday to get this week over with.
←Rate | 09-09-2014 08:20 by Lip Rippin Rooster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been trying and trying yet so far no luck. I can't seem to get MapQuest to pull up a shortcut to Friday.
←Rate | 03-04-2014 13:51 by Sudz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .
←Rate | 08-06-2013 09:48 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
←Rate | 12-23-2015 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too
←Rate | 11-24-2016 18:31 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Celebrating "Thank-The-Lord-That-Stupid-Brown-Thursday-Black-Friday-Cyber-Monday-Marketing-Crap-Is-Over" Tuesday.
←Rate | 12-02-2014 15:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If its Friday night and she lifts up her skirt and her panties say Saturday. She is staying the night.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 22:49 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a Black Friday sale at my house, pants are 100% off
←Rate | 11-28-2014 01:54 by Kisstopher707 Comments (1)  




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