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   messageicon Why didn't God use the same anchoring system for head hair as he did for nose hair?
←Rate | 02-01-2012 05:36 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hellooooo....It's 2012.....Where's my flying car already?....Helloooooo.....
←Rate | 01-30-2012 07:46 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just thought of something. What happens if you become addicted to cold turkey?
←Rate | 01-29-2012 20:03 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me and my recliner...we go way back.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 11:52 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I don't know why poor people hate me. There's always a new refrigerator box in my front yard for them to use."~ Rush Limbaugh
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:15 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear fake profile with bikini pics that just friend requested me: 1. I have a great memory for hot chicks; I don't know you. 2. 52 of our "mutual friends" are idiots. 3.They're all guys......color me surprised.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:04 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can take the "trash" out of the trailer, but you can't take the "trailer" out of the trash.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 07:34 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon We had a happy marriage; it was all that living together afterwards that caused the trouble.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 07:48 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just watched Godzilla backwards. It's like, it's about this dinosaur who insanely pieces a city back together, then moonwalks into the ocean.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 06:00 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took a Russian model shopping. Got her lots of stuff. She called home and I overheard her say in Russian, "Mama, he eece a verry rich man!" Good thing she couldn't read the sign that said 'Dollar General'.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 22:28 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I had a "friend with benefits." By benefits I mean they would own an ice cream store, and the benefits would be free ice cream.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 16:00 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Paterno has died....Now Penn State students can riot again and break more $hit.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 10:25 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have this roomie who must go thru half a roll of toilet paper every time she uses the bathroom. I'm going broke. Some people are so @nal when it comes to wiping their a$$.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 10:17 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women on fb. They "Poke" you a hundred times a day. Then they find Mr. Perfect for the millionth time and then disappear...until the big breakup a week later...then the Pokes start up again. DELETE!
←Rate | 01-20-2012 09:24 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really now... a show called: "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
←Rate | 01-20-2012 06:04 by Mickey Comments (1)  


   messageicon My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 20:20 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sofa loves playing hide n' seek with the remotes, clever ba$tard always wins too.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 20:14 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon there really a benefit to listening to a Hip Hop CD in shuffle mode?
←Rate | 01-18-2012 12:28 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if young people on honeymoons today have as much sex as we did when I was young. For the first week on our cruise, most people thought my wife and I were Siamese twins.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 07:48 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was in the 10th grade I was taught $ex-ed by a 65-year-old nun, which is kind of like taking barbecue lessons from a vegetarian.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 09:23 by Mickey Comments (0)  




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