nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   In retaliation for the genocide of their people the Indians today magnificently beat the Cowboys in a game of football! All is even!

   My favorite thing about Basketball is when it's Football.

   A woman who can make her man accompany her to the mall for shopping when there is a football match on TV probably don't give blow jobs either.

   My Christmas card this year is going to be a photo of a me in a recliner drinking a beer while watching football. It will say "Happy Holidays from a single guy."

   Football announcers saying "penetration" repeatedly is my 50 Shades of Grey.

   Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

   Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?

   Name 2 things that get smoked in bowls?.......Marijuana and Notre Dame Football

   Women cant play football, well because no women like wearing the same outfit as other females!

   Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted

   Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!

   My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.

   I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!

   Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.

   The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....

   If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....

   Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.

   Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!

   We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!

   The Defense in this women's football team looks like it has a lot of holes to fill.