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   messageicon The most frightening thing about nightmares is realizing that they were created by your mind.
←Rate | 12-11-2013 05:10 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can read this, thank a teacher. Like right now. Break into their house and wake them up.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 14:25 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm offering a cyber bullying self-defense course at the YMCA where we aggressively close browser windows and switch computers off
←Rate | 12-23-2013 06:27 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sign said "WET PAINT" So I emptied my water bottle on it. I'm currently waiting on further instructions.
←Rate | 12-24-2013 05:49 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only people I trust are the ones that like big butts; they can not lie
←Rate | 12-26-2013 05:25 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone's gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves
←Rate | 12-28-2013 06:57 by Huck Comments (2)  


   messageicon I’ve found the best way to learn your co-workers’ names is by eating their food in the office fridge
←Rate | 12-30-2013 07:27 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright, stop. Collaborate and drop and listen and roll. Ice is back with a confusing new fire safety video.
←Rate | 12-31-2013 06:56 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Auld Lang Syne" is too good to save for New Year's — I like to pump that jam in the middle of summer, with the top down
←Rate | 12-31-2013 10:00 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of my biggest fears is meeting Bono from U2 and saying "I'm a huge fan, Bobo."
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:55 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spring-load me into my coffin. If grave robbers want my gold they have to climb the tree I land in.
←Rate | 01-01-2014 08:14 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if when Ice Cube was in NWA he thought one day he'd play a cop in light hearted comedy
←Rate | 01-07-2014 06:22 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Cops love donuts.... just not when you do them on a four lane highway.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 05:25 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Based on how I react when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 12:57 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport
←Rate | 01-10-2014 05:35 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon "In 300 feet you will arrive at your destination. But it was never about the destination. You know that now." - Buddhist GPS
←Rate | 01-10-2014 10:55 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
←Rate | 01-13-2014 05:50 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am glad to say that even after all these years. I still follow Bell Biv Devoe's advice on not trusting a big butt and a smile
←Rate | 01-19-2014 16:28 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dog acts like every leaf blowing in the wind outside our door is going to murder his entire family. It's like, grow up
←Rate | 01-20-2014 06:29 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.
←Rate | 01-24-2014 05:22 by Huck Comments (2)  




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