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   messageicon hope the women don't sue me for lying about my length too
←Rate | 01-26-2013 04:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls fall in love with what they hear... Guys fall in love with what they see. That is why girls wear makeup, and guys lie!
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the facebook app...its like combining ESPN with Weather Channel & some occasional drama
←Rate | 01-29-2013 01:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i found a sexy person who I love very much.... it's a shame i'm not allowed to marry myself
←Rate | 01-29-2013 20:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon youtube is red, facebook is blue, I'm so lonely with nothing to do
←Rate | 02-01-2013 22:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon vodka is made with potatoes....i have a lot of family who like "health drinks"
←Rate | 02-01-2013 22:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im gonna try to improve my life .....↑↑↓↓← →← →B A START ....no it didnt work
←Rate | 02-10-2013 23:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i've been looking for the key to happiness....apparently it isnt on my keyboard or my phone
←Rate | 02-11-2013 00:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenver ur alone & need a hug, just remember....so does a cactus
←Rate | 02-11-2013 16:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im not lazy...my body is just an environmentalist that likes to conserve energy
←Rate | 02-11-2013 22:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Chris Dorner feels like he is jason Bourne
←Rate | 02-12-2013 17:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon roses are red, chocolate is brown, some ppl will be stuck at home looking for singles in their town
←Rate | 02-14-2013 07:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm an animal in the bedroom...a sloth
←Rate | 02-14-2013 23:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my clothes are christian...this week in the laundry they gave up some lint for lent
←Rate | 02-14-2013 23:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon id hate to be a vegetarian in Russia....everything suddenly tastes a little meteor
←Rate | 02-15-2013 18:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon theres the old saying "you are what you eat"....glad I'm not in Britian eating horse's ass
←Rate | 02-18-2013 23:41 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon this status has been formatted to fit your screen
←Rate | 02-22-2013 02:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i keep getting all these popups...if this lasts 4 hours, I'm gonna have to visit WebMD
←Rate | 02-23-2013 02:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do ppl say they are "under the weather"?....unless ur an astronaut, were all under the weather
←Rate | 02-24-2013 02:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon people get so mad at me in the self-checkout lane....i stand there checking myself out just like the name says. they say I take too long
←Rate | 03-01-2013 02:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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