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   messageicon They say, "Don't Text and Drive" but I've had 3 maybe 4 texts all day so I'm good, right?
←Rate | 03-24-2015 20:01 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Napsterbation. Combining two of my favorite activities..
←Rate | 07-04-2011 11:16 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon RING... RING!!! (My Boss) "Hello?" (Me) "hmph gorg jawb forb berk." (My Boss) "Okay, see ya on Tuesday."
←Rate | 02-05-2012 16:35 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Glad Facebook knocks me off for "Routine Maintenance"... said by no-one, ever!!
←Rate | 10-21-2012 19:12 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Home from a long day so please don't call or text me. Gonna combine my favorite things... Yep, I'll be Napping Off.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 17:35 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure if I slept or just drifted into a brief coma... can't explain this taste in my mouth either.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 23:43 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder why George Bailey never told Mr. Potter to just SUCK IT...
←Rate | 12-01-2012 20:45 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never take acid with a squirell named... Hey squirell dude, what's your name? Phil? Never take acid with a squirell named Phil.
←Rate | 10-09-2015 15:11 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing worse about sneezing while going down stairs with a cup of coffee is now you got to go back up and fill er up again...
←Rate | 12-22-2011 06:09 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to trade in my "I'm stupid" t-shirt for the fancy "I'm with stupid" one.
←Rate | 09-14-2013 07:26 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you had a good night when you go to the bathroom the next morning and get the full effect of all the stool softener you drank...
←Rate | 01-05-2013 09:41 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fast forward to the drive-thru one...
←Rate | 01-09-2013 16:48 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I either need a new dentist or i'm just too far behind in the times. What does my Prostate have to do with oral hygiene???
←Rate | 06-02-2012 08:46 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess someone hacked in and changed the format...
←Rate | 09-16-2012 07:46 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Haters are like crickets… they make a lot of noise!!
←Rate | 09-03-2014 14:14 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what a "PANG of DISAPPOINTMENT" is....
←Rate | 02-08-2012 18:14 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon WTF. Adam Lavine photoshops his face onto my body? so pissed right now...
←Rate | 06-03-2014 19:34 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon about to make it RAIN all up in 2012!!!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 09:57 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon So am I on Facebook or is everyone updating their Sports Annalist resume?
←Rate | 10-28-2013 06:59 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think I'll now what's up in "Horny Neighbors 3" without seeing the first 2?
←Rate | 03-15-2015 09:12 by Steve OH Comments (0)  




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