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   messageicon somewhere there a stoner watching the news hearing about Ebola & they ask "a bowl of what"
←Rate | 10-18-2014 16:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know a friend notices & cares when their worried I wasnt on facebook much today
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey dad, thanks for using a cheap condom...mom did the rest of the work
←Rate | 06-17-2012 01:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't forget tonight we time travel without a T.A.R.D.I.S
←Rate | 03-11-2017 21:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if Rihanna was watching Twilight when she wrote the lyrics "shine bright like a diamond"
←Rate | 01-15-2013 00:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think before a member of congress makes a speech they should be drunk ....that way they wont lie
←Rate | 11-20-2012 03:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?
←Rate | 01-30-2011 19:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've thought of becoming vegetarian but I can never find any bacon seeds for the garden
←Rate | 03-21-2015 17:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon will Hurricane Matthew be followed by hurricanes Mark, Luke & John?
←Rate | 10-06-2016 20:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon brains are like modems....some people can think fast like they are high speed internet....some ppl are slow thinkers like they are dial-up....other ppl have lost connection
←Rate | 02-16-2012 21:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I think love is like bigfoot......other people claim they have seen it & experienced it but I don't think I ever will
←Rate | 11-20-2013 03:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky
←Rate | 02-29-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that Zuckerberg is married, if he divorces does she get the "face" half or the "book" half
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon just call me "Mario" cause I've been looking & looking & cant seem to find a woman either #Nintendo
←Rate | 03-24-2014 16:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the way everything you do is connecting to facebook, I look for bank accounts to get connected one day & the bank teller will say "that check bounced but we see ur friends with this person who looks rich...ask them to borrow some"
←Rate | 08-27-2012 23:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do ppl say they are "under the weather"?....unless ur an astronaut, were all under the weather
←Rate | 02-24-2013 02:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uncle Sam is a man whore....he screws everyone
←Rate | 09-13-2012 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else watching this verbal pay-per-view match? the folks on tv call it a "debate"
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when couples get married they should be required to each give up 1 sock & put them together to make a pair of socks....later on if they divorce they get their sock back. "Master has given me a sock. I am free"
←Rate | 12-30-2016 22:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a good neighbor state farm is there...with winning lotto numbers
←Rate | 09-18-2011 15:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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