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   messageicon brains are like modems....some people can think fast like they are high speed internet....some ppl are slow thinkers like they are dial-up....other ppl have lost connection
←Rate | 02-16-2012 21:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I think love is like bigfoot......other people claim they have seen it & experienced it but I don't think I ever will
←Rate | 11-20-2013 03:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the way everything you do is connecting to facebook, I look for bank accounts to get connected one day & the bank teller will say "that check bounced but we see ur friends with this person who looks rich...ask them to borrow some"
←Rate | 08-27-2012 23:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon just call me "Mario" cause I've been looking & looking & cant seem to find a woman either #Nintendo
←Rate | 03-24-2014 16:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky
←Rate | 02-29-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that Zuckerberg is married, if he divorces does she get the "face" half or the "book" half
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uncle Sam is a man whore....he screws everyone
←Rate | 09-13-2012 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when couples get married they should be required to each give up 1 sock & put them together to make a pair of socks....later on if they divorce they get their sock back. "Master has given me a sock. I am free"
←Rate | 12-30-2016 22:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else watching this verbal pay-per-view match? the folks on tv call it a "debate"
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a good neighbor state farm is there...with winning lotto numbers
←Rate | 09-18-2011 15:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did Bella choose Edward instead of Jacob??? Cause Edward can still go down on her even if it's her time of the month
←Rate | 11-12-2011 23:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon while fixing the big Thanksgiving dinner remember to cook with wine like all the fancy tv chefs say....you'll be too drunk to realize what the family is saying or doing
←Rate | 11-27-2013 20:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone
←Rate | 03-07-2014 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i found a sexy person who I love very much.... it's a shame i'm not allowed to marry myself
←Rate | 01-29-2013 20:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new years resolution is 1680 x 1050
←Rate | 12-31-2016 20:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon according to the proctologist's hand gestures, my asshole is number 1
←Rate | 06-16-2012 03:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Haley Joel Osment should guest star on The Walking Dead one episode..... "I see dead people"
←Rate | 03-21-2014 23:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex is great with a pole.... I have the bruises to prove it
←Rate | 03-28-2015 00:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im gonna try to improve my life .....↑↑↓↓← →← →B A START ....no it didnt work
←Rate | 02-10-2013 23:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe i'll get laid by my wife....she said that will happen once in a blue moon
←Rate | 08-31-2012 10:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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