X says You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life

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X got some new underwear today... well new to me anyway :-)

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2009 13:37 by john ambler Comments (0)

X is so lazy, she'll fight that little stone in my shoe till the end of the day.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2009 13:45 by lemonpillow Comments (0)

X is so lazy, she'll fight that little stone in her shoe till the end of the day

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X says lets play guess who I am? ok here we go, My arm itches, my neck itches, I'm shaking, and my lips are ashy. What am I?

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X I had an appointment at the sperm bank today, but I had to call up to say I couldn't come.

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X : Ahhh, fall is is the air... and on my lawn, and on my car, and on my driveway...

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X is the Dread Pirate Roberts.

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X got his chocolate in your peanut butter.

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X hears the call of a lonely Crown Royal bottle. It's OK little buddy, I'll keep you company...

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2009 16:05 Comments (0)

X : Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat...

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2009 16:08 Comments (0)

X : What's Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin?"

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2009 16:14 Comments (0)

X is Never shave your legs when you have goosebumps. I'm just sayin'.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2009 17:42 Comments (0)

X is never playing truth or dare again...

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2009 17:58 Comments (0)

X is rated MA for a mature audience, he contains coarse language, some nudity and adult themes

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2009 18:25 Comments (0)

X has got to live every week like it's shark week.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2009 23:31 by Jake M. Comments (0)

X is Fun fact: if you leave a bag of lettuce in the fridge long enough, it will turn into brown soup.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-17-2009 00:36 Comments (0)

X says 63 notifications later..i regret "liking" your status

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