X "Sport has the ability to change the world, the power to inspire, the power to unite people in a way that little else can. It speaks to people in a language they understand. Sport can hope where there once was despair. It is an instrument for peace."

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 09:27 by - Nelson Mandela

X says I'm not Black, I'm just big boned...

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 09:45 by Peebs

X is SARS was caused by CHICKENS right? Guess what...it was the year of the CHICKENS. H1N1 caused by PIGS well guess what...year of the PIGS. Next year is the year of the ROOSTER...Great !! I guess this illness will only affect the guys. were doomed!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 10:02

X says (If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses)

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 12:19 by 514x0r

X is wondering...if a sneeze really is one 10th of an orgasm.. why are we so grumpy when we have a cold??

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 12:50

X is says, "Dear Santa, I know it's a little early....but could you DEFINE naughty?" ;o)

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 12:51

X is was going to stop procrastinating and be productive today but I think I'll do that later. ;o)

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 12:52

X is as busy as a cucumber in a women's prison!

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 12:53

X is in the process of becoming a Mexican Citizen, so I can sneak back into the States and get better health coverage, financial aid, a tax free paying job, cheaper housing and all the other glorious benefits that we give out illegal immigrants.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 13:07 by ginger

X says Anyone gifting snuggies should be immediatley disposed of.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 13:13

X is peeping the neighbour undressing.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 13:47

X would like to point out that if every time someone masturbates, God kills a kitten... there wouldn't be such overcrowding in animal shelters.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2009 15:01