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   messageicon At this point, I think the only possibility way for America to be great is if Trump's plane collides with Hillary's plane at 40,000 feet head on and nothing but ashes make it to the ground.
←Rate | 07-29-2016 14:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Number of Federal Investigations of corruption, collusion, and Illegal use of Confidential Government Information against Trump - 0 ...... Number of FBI investigations against Hillary for the same - 1 .... Seems like an easy choice to me...
←Rate | 10-30-2016 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need to post political things anymore. Trump has already won the election.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Know why Trump doesn't wear glasses? He has 2020 vision.
←Rate | 10-31-2019 05:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th president just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise.
←Rate | 01-15-2017 18:53 by Jickityjktz Comments (1)  


   messageicon C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 01:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon are most of these anti trump people on welfare?
←Rate | 07-22-2016 13:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.
←Rate | 12-04-2017 22:27 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump is banning Tik Tok so if you still want to see 16 year old girls dance you have to get on a plane with Bill Clinton.
←Rate | 08-01-2020 10:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much is SNL paying Donald Trump to run for President?
←Rate | 06-28-2015 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you stubbed your toe, it probably was Trump's fault
←Rate | 09-07-2017 20:02 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Roger Ailes quits FOX News ..... Guess it's up to Trump Now!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 23:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump wants Obama to show his birth certificate.. In other news, Trump is still trying to find all his marriage certificates.
←Rate | 03-29-2011 21:14 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ask any Biden voter exactly why they're voting for him, on what merits, and ask them do it without bringing up Donald Trump. They can't
←Rate | 07-03-2020 10:54 by MigdaGwig Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 10:47 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently Milania Trump is an extremely influential speaker ..... She gives one single speech and all of a sudden Hillary Supporters are all about Honesty and Integrity. Heck ... I wonder what would happen if she gives another one!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 20:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The thugs showing up at trump rallies are just mad because they are afraid they'll have to work
←Rate | 03-14-2016 21:39 by Times up Obama Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since the stores are all sold out... I'm thinking maybe Trump can get us some of those paper towels back he gave to Puerto Rico.
←Rate | 03-09-2020 10:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just say Donald Trump's 2015 tax return. He made $38,000 in salary and extra $2 billion in pre-taxed "tips".
←Rate | 06-21-2016 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Bernie supporters, Trump will get you a better job while Hillary will only raise your taxes.
←Rate | 07-13-2016 18:23 Comments (0)  




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