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   messageicon Santa I was not naughty, I was merely thinking outside the box!!
←Rate | 12-17-2011 19:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I get a Christmas present that I don't want, I hold onto it and give it to someone else as their birthday gift.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 11:10 by @dj_soltrix Comments (0)  


   messageicon Score ! I just bought my wife a 20 pound bag of Diamonds for Christmas......well they're diamonds in the rough...... maybe EARLY stage diamonds...... but with enough time and pressure......they will be diamonds......Thanks Kingsford !
←Rate | 12-09-2010 17:43 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Don't you find those people who keep updating how many days to christmas annoying? Anyway it's 37 days to christmas.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 11:03 by HEX Comments (0)  


   messageicon In order to refrain from spending too much on Christmas, I'm voluntarily placing myself in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 08:14 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing brings out the worst in human nature like a crowded mall. :) I can't wait to start Christmas shopping!
←Rate | 12-18-2010 15:26 by Timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all my Christmas presents were wrapped in bubble wrap... it's be like two gifts in one!!
←Rate | 12-25-2011 02:49 by JaxWylde Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to Jared for my girlfriend's Christmas gift. I'm sure she will love her Subway gift card.
←Rate | 12-23-2013 10:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a child, I always used to search my parent's drawers and cupboards in the run up to Christmas so I'd know exactly what to expect. Although I never did receive that Vibratron Pleasuremax 3000.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:16 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!!
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I snuck in my neighbor's house last night and ate up all their Christmas cookies. This secret Santa thing isn't so bad after all.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 07:20 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got Christmas spirit!! I just hung a little Christmas tree air freshener in my car.....ahhhhh smells like the holidays
←Rate | 11-23-2010 19:14 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, I didn't want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus
←Rate | 12-15-2011 06:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
←Rate | 12-06-2009 15:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa loves the rich kids more.
←Rate | 12-05-2010 00:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time a Christmas tree is lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas shopping for your parents isnt easy. I mean, what DO you buy someone who has the perfect gift. Like me, for example
←Rate | 12-17-2011 16:42 by lbdp18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hors d'oevures now there is a word that snooty people like to use regularly, most of us just say "snacks" and we survive the holidays just fine.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 01:21 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to make Christmas cookies with dog bone cookie cutters & see if anyone eats them this year!!!
←Rate | 12-19-2010 14:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I'm calling Santa!"
←Rate | 12-03-2013 16:55 by EF Comments (0)  




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