Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.
←Rate | 05-13-2008 07:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon profound as a pronoun that verbs today.
←Rate | 05-13-2008 07:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating out..at home. ;)
←Rate | 05-13-2008 15:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon still that same great taste just fewer calories
←Rate | 05-13-2008 17:58 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in fact the real slim shady
←Rate | 05-15-2008 07:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon how Stella got her groove back
←Rate | 05-16-2008 13:27 by Mike R Comments (0)  


   messageicon never fully dressed without a smile!
←Rate | 05-16-2008 16:15 by Alliesue Comments (0)  


   messageicon living on the magic island of awesome
←Rate | 05-19-2008 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?
←Rate | 05-21-2008 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon glad he crashed the wedding.
←Rate | 05-24-2008 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
←Rate | 05-27-2008 01:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills
←Rate | 05-27-2008 01:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon swearing to drunk that he is not god...
←Rate | 05-28-2008 00:22 by Nachiket Comments (3)  


   messageicon feeling like I am at Burger King...cause I am getting it all my way!
←Rate | 05-28-2008 10:36 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time
←Rate | 05-29-2008 18:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Two's company, three's...the musketeers!!!!!"
←Rate | 05-29-2008 21:04 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon defying society's law of average.
←Rate | 05-29-2008 23:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms cereal...
←Rate | 05-30-2008 10:13 by Jen Z. Comments (0)  



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