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   messageicon First big snow fall of the season and the TV news is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a spot or two.
←Rate | 01-11-2012 13:06 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the snow so much, I want to build a snowman just so I can punch it in its face.......
←Rate | 01-12-2012 09:15 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got done cleaning out my pond for the winter and I found pebbles stuck in the filter. Fred and Wilma are going to be devistated. :(
←Rate | 01-17-2012 21:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 22:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon snow!! where as..all lawns are created equal
←Rate | 01-21-2012 13:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon HEY PEOPLE DRIVING IN SNOW, IF TRAFFIC'S REALLY BAD MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE ROAD AND TYPE IN A TWEET ABOUT IT, OK?
←Rate | 01-21-2012 13:31 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget dude below me and the damn rodent. I'm predicting winter will last until March 20, 2012, at 1:14 A.M. (EDT)
←Rate | 02-02-2012 16:06 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon that snow I see on the field? No, I guess it's just Madonna's skin cells.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out the reason for our mild Winter....Someone removed the duct tape from Al Gores "pie hole!"
←Rate | 02-06-2012 20:25 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon when it Snows everyone gives a bit of advice ... 'Don't eat yellow Snow' .... I would further advise to avoid eating BROWN SNOW.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 02:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are at DefCon 2. Snow has been forecasted in the area. A whole 1-3 inches. Yes, there is panic.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 05:10 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon one good thing about snow is it covers up the dog poo so your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 02-10-2012 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ready for winter to be over because I need to see the sun again and also so I can stop sitting on cold toilet seats.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 09:22 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon i alone am responsible for global warming...i bought a snow mobile this summer, it will never snow again
←Rate | 02-16-2012 23:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Girl on Facebook* "I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm" ...or you can just buy a coat
←Rate | 02-19-2012 16:00 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Driving in snow is alot like going down on a girl...Just go slow and watch out for the a55hole behind you...
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:52 by Driving Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't handle the truth, stop asking tge questions. I'm into fairytales. Come on people, you know Snow White slept with a dwarf before Prince Charming came along!
←Rate | 02-26-2012 10:51 by zandra Comments (0)  


   messageicon rode into town on my horse. not worth it, I had to pick up his poo with a snow shovel and a hefty bag.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 07:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 17:40 by D. Wright Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 14:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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