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   messageicon Well Easter is almost over, just saw Walmart employees putting up Christmas Decorations......
←Rate | 04-16-2017 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"
←Rate | 04-17-2017 10:52 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon To keep the kids occupied all day on Easter, only hide 3 eggs for the Earter egg hunt.
←Rate | 03-09-2018 00:35 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter is April 1st this year which is also April fool's day. So to celecrate both days together, I will be dyeing raw eggs this year.
←Rate | 03-09-2018 00:46 by Jake Comments (1)  


   messageicon Since Easter sunday is also April fool's day as a April fool's prank. Besides dyeing raw eggs (That I mention in an earlies status) I also willbe substituting the candy choclate balls with chocolate covered brussel sprouts.
←Rate | 03-22-2018 22:27 by Jake Comments (1)  


   messageicon Fun fact: Easter is April 1st. The last time Easter was on April 1st was in 1956. And the next time willbe 2029.
←Rate | 03-23-2018 23:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How TF is Easter, April Fools, and Rent Due all on the same day?!
←Rate | 03-30-2018 12:06 by LaffnAtUSucka Comments (1)  


   messageicon I told my kids the Easter bunny is lazy...He didn't even cook or color the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge
←Rate | 04-02-2018 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I already finished my chocolate bunny. Next year I want a chocolate moose.
←Rate | 04-03-2018 09:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I turned out ok for a kid raised in large part by Bugs Bunny.
←Rate | 04-09-2018 15:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My kid just found an Easter egg in the back yard, if you want to know how often I do yard work.
←Rate | 04-30-2018 15:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It wasn’t the hundreds of selfies with snapchat filters that bothered me that much. It was the fact she actually had bunny ears and freakishly oversized eyes when she showed up to dinner.
←Rate | 02-10-2019 16:31 by ScottyDon’t Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to start working out today. Practicing my jabs, hooks, and uppercuts for the day after Easter candy clearance sale!!
←Rate | 04-21-2019 20:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kid... Me... Kid... Me... Kid... Me... Kid: You didn't sew the hole in my bunny Me.. Kid.. Me: It's 3:07am Kid: So are you gonna sew it now?
←Rate | 10-20-2019 15:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me to barking dog: You get away from that window. Leave the poor bunny rabbit alone. Also me: I bought you a bunny squeak toy you can pretend to kill over and over.
←Rate | 11-05-2019 07:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Given the species' reputation, you'd think Bugs Bunny would have more relatives.
←Rate | 01-09-2020 09:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things you can't touch: 1. Happines 2. The Easter Bunny 3. Your wife's sister 4. This
←Rate | 02-19-2020 07:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon My idea of surf and turf is salt water taffy served on Easter grass.
←Rate | 02-24-2020 19:33 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter basket?
←Rate | 04-04-2020 05:15 by Starman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder why kids set out milk and cookies for Santa, but not a salad for the Easter Bunny.
←Rate | 04-05-2020 12:55 by Starman Comments (0)  




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