Fadolo Funny Status Messages

   i'll join the revolution after I see what the cops do to the 1st 10,000

   I clapped because it finished, not because I liked it.

   God put a woman in the bible and sheruined the whole book in the first chapter

   A "wifey type" has nothing to do with rolling blunts/cooking.. It's more like a woman that takes care of you, loves you & stands by ur side

   My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Yesterday it was our bedroom while I was fu*king her sister.

   This hood rat on Maury found out dude wasnt the Father, she ran so far backstage when I turned the Channel she was on 106 & Park!

   Home Alone = Porn at MAX Volume

   Shoutout 2 all the dark skinned girls with the cheetah print tattoo that looks like a 2nd degree burn.

   Zimmerman about to be walking out in the streets in an Iron Man suit.

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Kisses" Good morning ugly ladies "hand shakes"

   Finished Christmas shopping and gift wrapping over four months ago. The puppy doesn't make as much noise as it used to.

   Three skiers kiled in an avalanche today... meanwhile in my living room me and my beer remain totally safe.

   Fat girls be sounding good on the phone ....

   We'll be corporate slaves in no time… if we vote for Rom ney 2012

   I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.

   "that new iPhone $750? it better play dead if my girl touch it

   The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"

   Whte Kid: SHUT UP MOM!!! Mom: *Shuts Up* Blck Kid: SHUT UP MOM! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care. O.O

   "BasketBall Wives" = A bunch of ungrateful hoes.

   Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison.