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   messageicon i wonder if the Pillsbury Doughboy has a Facebook account &when his friends "poke" him he makes the little noise like in the commercials
←Rate | 11-08-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon does fantasizing about the cheerleaders count as "fantasy football"?
←Rate | 06-24-2012 01:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon kids have to be confused by halloween...rest of the year ur not supposed to talk to strangers or accept anything from strangers...on halloween you say "trick or treat" to a stranger & accept their candy
←Rate | 10-29-2011 19:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon during the local christmas parade tonight, the local hospital had a float that read "more than a hospital"...yeah, they're also a morgue
←Rate | 12-02-2012 02:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i feel sorry for future generation college kids.....we buy our books & can sell them back...in the future it will be a kindle download you cant sell back
←Rate | 12-17-2011 11:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet there was a lot of red solo cups used last night
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon to the lady in the office complaining about her man.... you can't spell MANAGEMENT without MANAGE MEN. if you can't manage 1 guy don't expect a promotion to be in charge of 10 men
←Rate | 03-18-2015 17:42 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight the sky will be like most of my family.....pretty well lit up
←Rate | 07-04-2014 17:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if people around you are being negative, be extra positive & cancel them out
←Rate | 08-09-2014 22:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "tums" needs to change their product name....some ppl are dyslexic with heart burn & easy offended by reading SMUT on the bottles
←Rate | 10-17-2012 21:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought Hurricane Harvey was the miss Universe thing
←Rate | 08-31-2017 21:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family
←Rate | 07-23-2013 00:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my mom used to say "i dont want to hear a peep"...i just listened & that candy is very quiet
←Rate | 04-08-2012 02:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if George Takei starts asking a lot of questions does he become "curious George"?
←Rate | 12-28-2012 00:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone else find it ironic that when the royal baby was born the doctor said "it's crowning"
←Rate | 08-02-2013 00:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon republican read the story of "robin hood" backwards...they want to steal from the poor & give to the rich
←Rate | 09-26-2012 20:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats the difference between a plane & in-laws? the whole world is worried about a plane when it's missing
←Rate | 03-17-2014 03:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know Jay-Z isn't OCD because he only had 99 problems....an OCD person would have an even 100 problems
←Rate | 07-06-2013 03:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon who cares how it's spelled or its scientific properties....to argue over it instead of drink it tells ur losers
←Rate | 12-11-2012 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if dinosaurs really existed why dont you hear about them in the bible?...not even loading 2 of them on the ark
←Rate | 06-08-2012 04:05 by Eddy Comments (5)  


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