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   messageicon kids have to be confused by halloween...rest of the year ur not supposed to talk to strangers or accept anything from strangers...on halloween you say "trick or treat" to a stranger & accept their candy
←Rate | 10-29-2011 19:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon during the local christmas parade tonight, the local hospital had a float that read "more than a hospital"...yeah, they're also a morgue
←Rate | 12-02-2012 02:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i feel sorry for future generation college kids.....we buy our books & can sell them back...in the future it will be a kindle download you cant sell back
←Rate | 12-17-2011 11:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet there was a lot of red solo cups used last night
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon to the lady in the office complaining about her man.... you can't spell MANAGEMENT without MANAGE MEN. if you can't manage 1 guy don't expect a promotion to be in charge of 10 men
←Rate | 03-18-2015 17:42 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight the sky will be like most of my family.....pretty well lit up
←Rate | 07-04-2014 17:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if people around you are being negative, be extra positive & cancel them out
←Rate | 08-09-2014 22:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought Hurricane Harvey was the miss Universe thing
←Rate | 08-31-2017 21:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "tums" needs to change their product name....some ppl are dyslexic with heart burn & easy offended by reading SMUT on the bottles
←Rate | 10-17-2012 21:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family
←Rate | 07-23-2013 00:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my mom used to say "i dont want to hear a peep"...i just listened & that candy is very quiet
←Rate | 04-08-2012 02:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone else find it ironic that when the royal baby was born the doctor said "it's crowning"
←Rate | 08-02-2013 00:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if George Takei starts asking a lot of questions does he become "curious George"?
←Rate | 12-28-2012 00:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon republican read the story of "robin hood" backwards...they want to steal from the poor & give to the rich
←Rate | 09-26-2012 20:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon who cares how it's spelled or its scientific properties....to argue over it instead of drink it tells ur losers
←Rate | 12-11-2012 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know Jay-Z isn't OCD because he only had 99 problems....an OCD person would have an even 100 problems
←Rate | 07-06-2013 03:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats the difference between a plane & in-laws? the whole world is worried about a plane when it's missing
←Rate | 03-17-2014 03:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if dinosaurs really existed why dont you hear about them in the bible?...not even loading 2 of them on the ark
←Rate | 06-08-2012 04:05 by Eddy Comments (5)  


   messageicon somewhere there a stoner watching the news hearing about Ebola & they ask "a bowl of what"
←Rate | 10-18-2014 16:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't forget tonight we time travel without a T.A.R.D.I.S
←Rate | 03-11-2017 21:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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