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   messageicon I thought Hurricane Harvey was the miss Universe thing
←Rate | 08-31-2017 21:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family
←Rate | 07-23-2013 00:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do ppl say they are "under the weather"?....unless ur an astronaut, were all under the weather
←Rate | 02-24-2013 02:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my mom used to say "i dont want to hear a peep"...i just listened & that candy is very quiet
←Rate | 04-08-2012 02:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if George Takei starts asking a lot of questions does he become "curious George"?
←Rate | 12-28-2012 00:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone else find it ironic that when the royal baby was born the doctor said "it's crowning"
←Rate | 08-02-2013 00:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon republican read the story of "robin hood" backwards...they want to steal from the poor & give to the rich
←Rate | 09-26-2012 20:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know Jay-Z isn't OCD because he only had 99 problems....an OCD person would have an even 100 problems
←Rate | 07-06-2013 03:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon who cares how it's spelled or its scientific properties....to argue over it instead of drink it tells ur losers
←Rate | 12-11-2012 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats the difference between a plane & in-laws? the whole world is worried about a plane when it's missing
←Rate | 03-17-2014 03:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if dinosaurs really existed why dont you hear about them in the bible?...not even loading 2 of them on the ark
←Rate | 06-08-2012 04:05 by Eddy Comments (5)  


   messageicon somewhere there a stoner watching the news hearing about Ebola & they ask "a bowl of what"
←Rate | 10-18-2014 16:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't forget tonight we time travel without a T.A.R.D.I.S
←Rate | 03-11-2017 21:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know a friend notices & cares when their worried I wasnt on facebook much today
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey dad, thanks for using a cheap condom...mom did the rest of the work
←Rate | 06-17-2012 01:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if Rihanna was watching Twilight when she wrote the lyrics "shine bright like a diamond"
←Rate | 01-15-2013 00:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think before a member of congress makes a speech they should be drunk ....that way they wont lie
←Rate | 11-20-2012 03:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?
←Rate | 01-30-2011 19:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've thought of becoming vegetarian but I can never find any bacon seeds for the garden
←Rate | 03-21-2015 17:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon will Hurricane Matthew be followed by hurricanes Mark, Luke & John?
←Rate | 10-06-2016 20:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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