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   messageicon Turns out black ice causes 70% of wrecks in the winter. They should rename it asian ice.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 15:06 by Black ice Comments (0)  


   messageicon Groundhog just slid a note under the door that read 6 more months winter. Don't worry I've got my shotgun and I'm asking him again.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 06:04 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 14:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:21 by save tjs home Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas......." Just as well really, they would only f*cking ask for aid to help clear it away.
←Rate | 12-19-2014 00:06 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold
←Rate | 11-13-2011 23:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting a restraining order on Old Man Winter
←Rate | 01-26-2011 14:07 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ready for winter to be over because I need to see the sun again and also so I can stop sitting on cold toilet seats.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 09:22 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world isn't going to end today. Anyway, I'll check the status of my joke after the Winter Solstice, I can't get a signal in my nuclear bomb shelter...
←Rate | 12-21-2012 07:27 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well.... If this snow fall is the weathermans idea of 7 inches- I bet his wife is a very disappointed woman................
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'll build me a snowman and dress him up as a security guard, leave him out front to guard that snow bank.
←Rate | 12-10-2016 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. Newsflash...you live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:50 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..if people say they're "as honest as the day is long" does that mean they become less truthful in the winter?
←Rate | 01-02-2010 12:18 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?
←Rate | 08-19-2013 12:17 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 11:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:49 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. ...so they cant b*tch..
←Rate | 11-26-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah yes, the first real snow storm of the year... where 1/4 of drivers simultaneously gain an amazing ability to jam their heads up someplace uncomfortable.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:12 by Stragen Comments (0)  



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