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   messageicon wants to go the next NHL Winter Classic and sneak onto the ice with a fishing pole and a folding chair. Just for laughs.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates shoving snow...is there an app for that?
←Rate | 01-07-2010 15:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter always reminds to think ahead for the springtime...meaning...gotta find somewhere to hide the bodies when the snow thaws.......
←Rate | 01-11-2010 09:56 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...
←Rate | 02-13-2014 07:55 by Marshall The Mediocre Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's winter, and it snowed. Enough said!
←Rate | 02-09-2013 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!
←Rate | 01-06-2015 21:46 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 17:09 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like a guy who can grow his own winter coat. -Me hitting on Bigfoot
←Rate | 02-18-2021 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decided to declare independence in winter, it's BBQ and beach time!!!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon people worry about their "summer body" but I've been working on my "winter weight" for years
←Rate | 09-04-2019 07:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's snowing! And I think I'll go outside now for 30 seconds to take a selfie so all my Facebook friends can see how much I love the snow.
←Rate | 02-20-2020 08:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With winter less than a week away, I've come to the vivid realization that, as human beings, we've been shortchanged by nature. How come we don't get to hibernate?
←Rate | 12-14-2016 01:55 by McFazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well....looks like we got a "typical man" snow forecast....... they exaggerated about the inches and overestimated long it was going to last.
←Rate | 01-29-2010 16:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're always told to “Wear something bright at night” on the TV and in magazines. Last night when I went to the shop, I wore a white hat, white coat and white trousers – I got hit by a f-kin snow plough!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:35 Comments (5)  


   messageicon I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?
←Rate | 05-23-2011 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:34 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  


   messageicon how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??
←Rate | 02-12-2010 14:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!
←Rate | 01-08-2011 12:20 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!
←Rate | 09-17-2013 21:18 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Farmer's Almanac predicts a mild winter, a dry summer, and no sex for me until at least 2026.
←Rate | 01-30-2016 12:25 Comments (0)  




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