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   messageicon would like to say on this last day of Winter. Winter, Kiss my Mother F*#$ing A$$ and DON'T HURRY BACK!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2010 13:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my mother calls with a computer problem, I tell her to try shutting it off and turning it back on in 6 months.
←Rate | 09-04-2015 16:02 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mother Nature: Get off the Vortex aleready.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 17:08 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'll never be the man your mother is.
←Rate | 01-04-2018 01:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking my Mother-in-Law swimming off the western coast of Australia
←Rate | 04-01-2012 09:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just came back from a pleasure trip (took the mother-in-law to the bus station)
←Rate | 07-05-2009 13:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."
←Rate | 03-26-2010 08:22 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mother's day is a great time to let her know you're gay. P.S. She knows.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 15:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Brown's Mother is set to speak at the DNC tonight. Now I wasn't going to watch anymore of this crap, but I don't think that I'll be able to look away from this inevitable train wreck.
←Rate | 07-26-2016 16:44 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying to get someone to agree with your political or religious viewpoint, is as futile as trying to convince a mother that her baby isn't the cutest thing ever.
←Rate | 09-19-2011 06:21 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Psychotherapy is like the boardgame Clue: "I know who did it. It was my mother, with the passive-aggression, in the 80's."
←Rate | 02-08-2011 18:43 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon the kinda guy your mother warned you about. Warned you not to let get away because a good man is hard to find.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well.
←Rate | 08-13-2012 00:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon . My mother in-law is drowning, I've informed emergency services. Hope they get my letter in time to save her.
←Rate | 03-08-2018 01:25 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’ve hugged my mother-in-law with more warmth than those female gymnasts at the Olympics.
←Rate | 08-09-2016 23:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother taught me to never argue with strangers on the Internet. She said I must agree to meet them in real life, and then punch them in the face.
←Rate | 02-26-2018 13:27 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dilemma: Watching your mother inlaw driving towards a cliff in your brand new car.
←Rate | 01-29-2020 20:38 by STARMAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red violets are blue, porn hub is down. So your mother's Facebook will do
←Rate | 01-06-2013 13:06 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
←Rate | 09-12-2010 01:04 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is like calling me a doctor, because I own Band-aids.
←Rate | 08-31-2012 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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