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   messageicon When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 02:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!
←Rate | 01-13-2012 12:47 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not doing the 'Black Friday' thing this year. Last year... it was so crowded... I walk out of Walmart with someone else's shoes on...
←Rate | 11-21-2012 16:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!
←Rate | 05-06-2010 16:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday = Broke Saturday
←Rate | 11-23-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?
←Rate | 05-04-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daily log Monday morning, 9:49am: I have decided I am done trying until Friday night, I've already been here too long this week.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 09:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think daylight saving time should start on a friday at 4pm instead of 2am sunday morning.
←Rate | 03-10-2018 20:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I picked up this chick last Friday night. I'm not saying she's fat or anything, but when I pulled her panties down to her knees, her a$$ was still in them. :(
←Rate | 12-28-2011 19:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who do atheists thank for Friday?
←Rate | 01-11-2013 13:17 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Figured It Out Black Friday is Like Child birth,U know Its gonna Be a LONG process,Ur Even excited about it the night B4 It Happens BUT as soon as it starts It Hurts Like Hell,U Wanna Kill Every1,pray that it ends soon & promises to never 2 do it again
←Rate | 11-26-2010 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know this is short notice, but does anyone have a bear costume I can borrow to scare the people camped outside Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-23-2016 11:44 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if Rebecca Black was singing Friday while she was getting boinked.
←Rate | 05-15-2011 10:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So... how many broken bones and broken nails have ya got on Black Friday? Are you satisfied with your brand new TV that you saved 20 bucks on?
←Rate | 11-27-2015 19:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about being at work on Friday is that it gives me 9 hours to figure out what I'm going to drink tonight.
←Rate | 02-20-2015 08:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate seeing people who owe me money post pics of all they bought on Black friday
←Rate | 11-23-2012 18:58 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon October 13, 2000 was the last full moon on Friday the 13th. The next will be October 13, 2049. Check your facts SULLY.
←Rate | 06-12-2014 15:51 Comments (3)  


   messageicon The power of Friday compels you! The power of Friday compels you!
←Rate | 02-11-2011 20:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING EARTH ON FRIDAY. THEIR PLAN IS TO KIDNAP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL & SEXY PEOPLE.. DONT WORRY, YOU'RE SAFE... I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, PLEASE CHECK IN ON MY MOTHER IN LAW EVERY NOW AND THEN
←Rate | 11-11-2009 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m just glad it’s almost Friday! It’s almost Friday, right? Well, it’s close to Friday. It’s never going to be Friday is it?
←Rate | 06-24-2013 20:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


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