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Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be
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12-14-2013 10:23 by Chuck
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snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.
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12-13-2013 23:41 by Lil-David
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Below freezing weather in every state this week, Egypt gets snow, republicans and doubters owe Al Gore an apology regarding climate change, don't they?
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12-13-2013 16:07
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Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
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12-13-2013 13:29 by EF
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Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.
At the 2010 Winter Olympics, I brought home the gold for smushing down the garbage so I don't have to bring it outside.
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12-08-2013 12:05
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Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
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12-08-2013 11:29 by EF
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I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. ...so they cant b*tch..
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11-26-2013 12:28
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When are the winter special olympics??
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11-21-2013 20:01
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My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
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10-20-2013 07:42 by snotty
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The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!
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09-17-2013 21:18 by Lil-David
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Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.
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09-15-2013 09:38
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To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .
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09-06-2013 21:18
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If the snow wears white in Winter why can't we?
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09-03-2013 12:28
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I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
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08-29-2013 13:28 by snotty
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I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.
He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?
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08-19-2013 12:17 by Czovczov
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to make it hotter this winter I'm gonna pollute the environment more to help with global warming
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08-15-2013 17:42
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull$hitt. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
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08-15-2013 07:20
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