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   his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him

   silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.

   Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?

   Cooking up some hasenpfeffer. Thanks Easter Bunny, bawk bawk.

   Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.

   Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!

   Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!

   Happy Easter Yolks!

   If I dont see you this Easter, Hide your own balls

   Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs. Happy Easter!

   They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket!

   Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......

   May all your beans be jelly and may no bunny poop in your basket.

   dear portuguese easter bunny , dont hide to many eggs in my sweetbread because then there will be less sweetbread and I'll be pissed , thank you :)

   Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.

   If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have at least 4 Gold Medals by now. I'm not sure why it is, but I have this extraordinary sixth sense.

   Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don't lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?

   Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.

   I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.

   The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!