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   messageicon youtube is red, facebook is blue, I'm so lonely with nothing to do
←Rate | 02-01-2013 22:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i found a sexy person who I love very much.... it's a shame i'm not allowed to marry myself
←Rate | 01-29-2013 20:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the facebook app...its like combining ESPN with Weather Channel & some occasional drama
←Rate | 01-29-2013 01:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls fall in love with what they hear... Guys fall in love with what they see. That is why girls wear makeup, and guys lie!
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon hope the women don't sue me for lying about my length too
←Rate | 01-26-2013 04:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my brain is like a prison....has all those cells & they dont all get used all the time
←Rate | 01-21-2013 21:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it would of been cool if Atlanta Falcons had won today....then the Super Bowl could be sponsored by the game "Angry Birds"
←Rate | 01-21-2013 00:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i always said "im so hungry I could eat a horse" but I think i'll pass
←Rate | 01-16-2013 20:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if the weed did make Lance perform better, those baseball players are gonna feel silly for injecting steroids that shrink their junk
←Rate | 01-16-2013 01:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if dogs do it human style
←Rate | 01-16-2013 00:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if Rihanna was watching Twilight when she wrote the lyrics "shine bright like a diamond"
←Rate | 01-15-2013 00:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with
←Rate | 01-11-2013 15:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, Microsoft, I'm not sending an error report because snitches get glitches
←Rate | 01-06-2013 00:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when the doctor tells me to start eating light does he mean I should start drinking a miller lite with every meal?
←Rate | 01-05-2013 22:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should just change my name to "Han" because it looks like I'm gonna stay solo *forever alone*
←Rate | 01-05-2013 00:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if "PRO" is the opposite of "CON" then "PROgress" has to be the opposite of "CONgress
←Rate | 01-05-2013 00:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if Bruce Wayne calls it his "batman cave" or his "bat 'man cave' "
←Rate | 01-05-2013 00:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon HAPPY HANGOVER DAY
←Rate | 01-01-2013 13:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the weatherman is predicting some frosted flakes in the morning...he better mean breakfast
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:59 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon if i'm not funny, amusing, or entertaining in any way there is no refund
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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