BEGO Funny Status Messages

   What if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...

   If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business..

   Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of back in 70 Years..

   How we man wake up in the morning. Brain: Oh Fu&k. Body: Dont get up. Dic&: This is SPARTA..

   Skinny jeans should not have pockets.

   Do you want to be right or happy?

   Hearing “I miss you” from the right person is a great feeling.

   People who have more than 10 items in the express line… Well Fu#k you to

   Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in. Those inside are desperate to get out.

   Life is weird. First you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.

   Why do I have to play 20 questions with the gas pump, before I can pump my gas?

   Everyone grows old but not everyone grows up.

   A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles.

   If I pass you my phone to see a photo and you scroll through my other pics, they'll never find your body.

   I Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a mans attention.. Stay classy!!

   If you are someone who insists on talking on the phone rather than texting, I’m sorry but, we can’t be friends

   Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of it back in 70 years.

   Back in my day we also drank underage, we just weren't stupid enough to take photos of our illegal actions and then display them for all to see..

   Dont forget to pay your taxes this year so the Government can give it to people that dont work as hard as you...

   Boys Laugh at what they put Girls through but they wont be laughing when they are wiping tears off their Daughters face for the same reason.