trump Funny Status Messages

   that a Trump rally? I thought it was the casting for "The Walking Dead"...

   I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but I won't denigrate those who are....and for those that are Donald Trump fans, denigrate means to "put down."

   Kanye West is bankrupt and wants to run for President in 2020, he'll a better candidate than Trump is with four bankruptcies.

   Donald Trump says he "will spill the beans " on Cruz's wife, I always wondered what beans Heidi eats??

   Young Trump supporters are the kids who sell a gram or oregano to you for $25.

   I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....

   Seeing the media give most of their coverage to Trump and barely any to Bernie must be what watching the news in North Korea is like.

   If Trump becomes President, maybe theres a chance I can use my Trump University degree to finally get a job.

   My only hope for April Fool's Day is that Trump announces this has all been a monumental prank.

   How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....

   I want to see Trump win just so I can hear him say "Barack Obama, you're fired!"

   I am who I am. I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random and stupid stuff like fellow Trump supporters do. But, I like it that way.

   Trump is totally that Chucky doll all grown up and running for President. Here's Chucky, Here's Trumpy!!!

   I think Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen's best character so far.

   My goal in 2016 is to show my fellow Trump supporters who aren't single how awesome being single is.

   A Perfect High School Prom Theme For 2016: An Enchanted Night at a Trump Rally.

   Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else at the Trump rally.

   I feel like Donald Trump had his wisdom teeth taken out, but the anesthesia never wore off.

   If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.

   *This summer at the GOP convention,, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face.